Post by Andy D on Nov 27, 2006 17:35:23 GMT -5
<* You know I almost decided not to show up for work today because I’m that fed up with these 2Guys Promotional videos, but I showed up because I knew failure to do this would get me fired. However, now that I’ve started I realise that getting fired would be something that I’d actually want to happen. Oops. Anyway, standard fare this week (3 bucks). 2Guys are standing in front of the Generic Promotional Background and ready to go (if only it was to go away, permanently). *>
Jackle: Hello, good evening and welcome to this, another 2Guys Promotional Video
Menace: Later on in the program we’ll be talking to the police force who are investigating a murder by interviewing a toilet and promising to flush the answers they need for their investigation
Jackle: And we’ll be looking into the incident down in Time Square in New York today when the Serious Crime Squad arrested several suspected gang members. The Silly Crime Squad then came along and pelted them all with custard pies
Menace: But first, Wrestling News.
Jackle: This week we’re facing the new boy, Johnny Metagross.
Menace: And we’re sure to ease him into the company by letting him beat us in the match
Jackle: Well we won’t exactly let him win, but he’ll be able to beat us pretty easily.
Menace: I stand corrected
Jackle: Then go find a chair so you can sit corrected.
Menace: Are we just going to digress all promo?
Jackle: Not like we have anything better to do
Menace: Very well then
Jackle: So I don’t know about you, but I know nothing about this new guy.
Menace: I know a lot about Metagross
Jackle: Well stop standing around doing nothing and tell us all that you know
Menace: Metagross, a Pokémon introduced in the Ruby and Sapphire games. National Index number three hundred and seventy-six. A Steel/Psychic type, it’s the third evolution stage…
Jackle: Menace?
Menace: Yeah?
Jackle: What have we said about Pokémon and Promos?
Menace: Umm… Pokémon and Promos are mutually exclusive
Jackle: Good. Now what does that mean?
Menace: I have absolutely no idea
Jackle: Good, that means you haven’t gotten any smarter
<* Menace smiles gleefully, as if he’s proud of the fact. *>
Jackle: Well now that’s out of the way, do you have any info on Metagross?
<* Menace goes to open his mouth but is instantly cut off by Jackle. *>
Jackle: The wrestler?
Menace: I might, yes
Jackle: Right then, what do you have on Metagross?
Menace: Well I’m a much better dancer and so much more fun to be with.
Jackle: How many times have we used that Airplane joke now?
Menace: One, fifty, I don’t know, I didn’t even try to count them
Jackle: Is there anything serious we need to say in this, or are we just going to drivel more pointlessness?
Menace: When do we do anything but drivel pointlessness?
Jackle: Touché
Menace: So the question remains, do we do more pointless drivel or go for a drink
Jackle: Drink, without a shadow of a doubt.
<* And with that, the 2Guys meander of screen the way they usually meander of screen. And with that we can end this weeks complete pointlessness. I mean seriously, Pokémon references? What next, Viva Pinata? If so I think I will just kill myself. Hell, I might just do it anyway. Razor? *>
Jackle: Hello, good evening and welcome to this, another 2Guys Promotional Video
Menace: Later on in the program we’ll be talking to the police force who are investigating a murder by interviewing a toilet and promising to flush the answers they need for their investigation
Jackle: And we’ll be looking into the incident down in Time Square in New York today when the Serious Crime Squad arrested several suspected gang members. The Silly Crime Squad then came along and pelted them all with custard pies
Menace: But first, Wrestling News.
Jackle: This week we’re facing the new boy, Johnny Metagross.
Menace: And we’re sure to ease him into the company by letting him beat us in the match
Jackle: Well we won’t exactly let him win, but he’ll be able to beat us pretty easily.
Menace: I stand corrected
Jackle: Then go find a chair so you can sit corrected.
Menace: Are we just going to digress all promo?
Jackle: Not like we have anything better to do
Menace: Very well then
Jackle: So I don’t know about you, but I know nothing about this new guy.
Menace: I know a lot about Metagross
Jackle: Well stop standing around doing nothing and tell us all that you know
Menace: Metagross, a Pokémon introduced in the Ruby and Sapphire games. National Index number three hundred and seventy-six. A Steel/Psychic type, it’s the third evolution stage…
Jackle: Menace?
Menace: Yeah?
Jackle: What have we said about Pokémon and Promos?
Menace: Umm… Pokémon and Promos are mutually exclusive
Jackle: Good. Now what does that mean?
Menace: I have absolutely no idea
Jackle: Good, that means you haven’t gotten any smarter
<* Menace smiles gleefully, as if he’s proud of the fact. *>
Jackle: Well now that’s out of the way, do you have any info on Metagross?
<* Menace goes to open his mouth but is instantly cut off by Jackle. *>
Jackle: The wrestler?
Menace: I might, yes
Jackle: Right then, what do you have on Metagross?
Menace: Well I’m a much better dancer and so much more fun to be with.
Jackle: How many times have we used that Airplane joke now?
Menace: One, fifty, I don’t know, I didn’t even try to count them
Jackle: Is there anything serious we need to say in this, or are we just going to drivel more pointlessness?
Menace: When do we do anything but drivel pointlessness?
Jackle: Touché
Menace: So the question remains, do we do more pointless drivel or go for a drink
Jackle: Drink, without a shadow of a doubt.
<* And with that, the 2Guys meander of screen the way they usually meander of screen. And with that we can end this weeks complete pointlessness. I mean seriously, Pokémon references? What next, Viva Pinata? If so I think I will just kill myself. Hell, I might just do it anyway. Razor? *>
