Post by Andy D on Dec 3, 2006 17:57:12 GMT -5
<* No, I absolute refuse to do this. I refuse to narrate this stupidity. I refuse to dictate this insanity. And I refuse to articulate this nonsense. I refuse to tell you people that the 2Guys, Jackle and Menace, are standing in front of the Generic Promotional Background and I refuse to tell you that they are ready to spout whatever it is they usually spout. *>
Jackle: Hello, good evening and welcome to this, another 2Guys Promotional Video.
Menace: Later on in the program we’ll be bringing you the news of a strange thing that happened during a performance of Elgar's Sea Pictures at a concert hall in Bermuda tonight. The man playing the triangle disappeared
Jackle: And we'll continue our investigation into the political beliefs of nudists. We've already noticed a definite swing to the left.
Menace: But first, Wrestling News
Jackle: It’s Pay Per View time once again, and this month we’re back in the insanity that is the battle royal.
Menace: And with the North American Championship Title on the line, you know we won’t be winning the match
Jackle: Well even without a championship on the line, we wouldn’t have a chance of winning
Menace: Very true
Jackle: So my friend with the clipboard of information
Menace: I have a clipboard of information?
Jackle: Yeah, down on the floor in front of you
Menace: Ok, I’ll just bend down and pick it up
Jackle: Why did you say that?
Menace: The Narrator is refusing to work
Jackle: Wow, who’d of thunk
Menace: Well I now have the clipboard in my hand, what would you like to know?
Jackle: How about all the other contenders in the match?
Menace: Well, apart from us, we have silence with voice
Jackle: Well that makes him anything but silent doesn’t it.
Menace: I always thought of him like gas from an obese person, silent but deadly
Jackle: Ok, now that we’ve gone and really ticked this guy off, who’s next on the list
Menace: The One Man Losing Streak Pegasus.
Jackle: And against the us, the Two Men Losing Streak.
Menace: It’ll be awesome when we lose to him
Jackle: Yeah, we need to know that we’re the biggest jobbers in the place.
Menace: Also in the match, Justin ‘The Stormm’ Michaels.
Jackle: Great, just what we need, a whole lot of bad weather.
Menace: Wind and rain and terrible thunder and lightning.
Jackle: Well we always knew we were going to wash out of the match, this will just blow us away too
Menace: Got a couple of highlights in the match though
Jackle: Oh yeah?
Menace: Jade
Jackle: Hmm… Nice
Menace: And if that wasn’t good enough, how about Nina Arcania as well.
Jackle: Double nice.
Menace: They’re going to kick our asses
Jackle: No question on that, that’s a given from the start
Menace: Anything else we need to say?
Jackle: Not really
Menace: Great, let’s meander off screen like we usually do and fade to black
Jackle: Why did you say that?
Menace: The narrator is refusing to work
Jackle: Again? I’m sure he did that not to long ago
Menace: Well shall we meander of screen?
Jackle: Yes, and lets fade to black and all that.
Jackle: Hello, good evening and welcome to this, another 2Guys Promotional Video.
Menace: Later on in the program we’ll be bringing you the news of a strange thing that happened during a performance of Elgar's Sea Pictures at a concert hall in Bermuda tonight. The man playing the triangle disappeared
Jackle: And we'll continue our investigation into the political beliefs of nudists. We've already noticed a definite swing to the left.
Menace: But first, Wrestling News
Jackle: It’s Pay Per View time once again, and this month we’re back in the insanity that is the battle royal.
Menace: And with the North American Championship Title on the line, you know we won’t be winning the match
Jackle: Well even without a championship on the line, we wouldn’t have a chance of winning
Menace: Very true
Jackle: So my friend with the clipboard of information
Menace: I have a clipboard of information?
Jackle: Yeah, down on the floor in front of you
Menace: Ok, I’ll just bend down and pick it up
Jackle: Why did you say that?
Menace: The Narrator is refusing to work
Jackle: Wow, who’d of thunk
Menace: Well I now have the clipboard in my hand, what would you like to know?
Jackle: How about all the other contenders in the match?
Menace: Well, apart from us, we have silence with voice
Jackle: Well that makes him anything but silent doesn’t it.
Menace: I always thought of him like gas from an obese person, silent but deadly
Jackle: Ok, now that we’ve gone and really ticked this guy off, who’s next on the list
Menace: The One Man Losing Streak Pegasus.
Jackle: And against the us, the Two Men Losing Streak.
Menace: It’ll be awesome when we lose to him
Jackle: Yeah, we need to know that we’re the biggest jobbers in the place.
Menace: Also in the match, Justin ‘The Stormm’ Michaels.
Jackle: Great, just what we need, a whole lot of bad weather.
Menace: Wind and rain and terrible thunder and lightning.
Jackle: Well we always knew we were going to wash out of the match, this will just blow us away too
Menace: Got a couple of highlights in the match though
Jackle: Oh yeah?
Menace: Jade
Jackle: Hmm… Nice
Menace: And if that wasn’t good enough, how about Nina Arcania as well.
Jackle: Double nice.
Menace: They’re going to kick our asses
Jackle: No question on that, that’s a given from the start
Menace: Anything else we need to say?
Jackle: Not really
Menace: Great, let’s meander off screen like we usually do and fade to black
Jackle: Why did you say that?
Menace: The narrator is refusing to work
Jackle: Again? I’m sure he did that not to long ago
Menace: Well shall we meander of screen?
Jackle: Yes, and lets fade to black and all that.
