Post by megtorlas on Aug 25, 2008 1:53:44 GMT -5
Since my work is yet familiar to your eyes, I thought I'd share the most recent segment we put together. Love to hear what you think!
In the corner hallway near the catering area, the Thrillion Man March now finds themselves with an enclosed glass lounge, complete with an HDTV and all their superheroes decorating the walls. One, however, is standing outside.
Mighty Voovoo: ... Of course he knows what he's talking about, the guy did beat me, and he made some valid points, even I have seen The Breakfast club, just like everyone else, I felt like I was the rebel with a kind heart and soul... I'll do it, I'll ask him for some advice!
Mighty Voovoo knocks at the door, and waits for it to open, or to get the go ahead to enter.
Nacho Grande: Door is open to all!
Mighty Voovoo enters the room with a confused look on his face
Mighty Voovoo: Open to all... You seem so smart about super hero stuff, what if I was some bad guy, like the Green Goblin from Spider Man.
Mighty Voovoo gets distracted by something
Mighty Voovoo: Ohhh chips, can I have some?
Beef Supreme: Sure you can, just don't forget the salsa!
Quesa Dilla: Wait, isn't that the guy Nacho just faced?
Nacho Grande: Why yes, I believe it is the Mighty Voovoo himself. Is he here in order to wreak havoc and create a sequel to our epic battle, or is he here to join us for munchies and a night of EPW in HD?
Mighty Voovoo shakes his head and clerifies why he is here.
Mighty Voovoo: No no... Well that'd be a maybe on the munchies. Also... A maybe on the EPW in HD. But the first reason was to ask for some of your... ::sighs:: Advice.
Quesa Dilla: Advice? He must be prepping himself for some movie trivia.
Beef Supreme: Or he heard that Uncle Buck wanted to lay the smackdown and he's seeking cover.
Nacho Grande: Or perhaps he realized that he's a superhero who has lost his way, and perhaps the lesson planner I organized for his benefit has made him aware of this.
Nacho reaches over to turn down the volume on the television.
Beef and Quesa: HEY!
Nacho Grande: Relax, brothers. Voovoo here needs our attention. What can we do for you, besides offer you a taco?
Beef Supreme: Mmmmm, tacos...
Mighty Voovoo: I shall reserve a question for later, which involves Beef Supremes obsession with Uncle Buck... But is there a way to stand the attitude, and outragious stench of nerds, and geeks? A few years ago, one actually asked me if I was to wear a cape, how many fibers would be involved. I seem to just not connect with them in the way you and your Thrillion Man March are able to.
Nacho Grande shakes his head and laughs through his mask.
Nacho Grande: Ya gotta understand, young apprentice... It is not an attitude to seek knowledge. While constantly being under an inquiring assault can add to the stress of the daily life, you also gotta understand that they're the first to have your back. They sell out the theaters, they collect the figures, they buy the t-shirts... So the closet Martha Stewart boy had a question about fiber...
Quesa Dilla: Like Fiber One? Who wants to eat something that makes you sit on the toilet all day?
Beef Supreme: And I am only obsessed with Uncle Buck because he IS the real people's champ.
Nacho Grande: That he is, Beef. His exploding gunshot car owns all... except Judd Nelson. Judd Nelson and his gray strand of long hair is the trump card, brother!
Quesa Dilla: Least it's better than that Fiber yogurt... Gross...
Nacho Grande: Point being, geeks are your friend! Not exactly a friend you wanna be seen in public with all the time, but all superheroes start out as geeks, us included! Why do you think we still work at Taco Bell?
Mighty Voovoo clears his throat, as if beginning to say something
Mighty Voovoo: Does that mean I have to actually stop picking on them? I don't think my comic book super power abilities can stand it. And isn't it true that you work at Taco Bell since if you work there fifty years they will offer you a pention, that you can accept after twenty years after you are offered it?
Mighty Voovoo looks around the room, and blushes a bit
Mighty Voovoo: Sorry, a habbit of mine is to research pention plans throughout the United States.
Nacho Grande: Young apprentice, we all make fun of them, ourselves included. What's life when you can't lay the verbal smackdown on anyone you please? However, beating them up goes against the superhero code.
Beef Supreme: What's a pension?
Quesa Dilla: I think it's one of those things that died out in the 90's.
Beef Supreme: So it's a bad rap group?
Nacho Grande: Or possibly a cartoon on Nickelodeon... Damn spoiled kids and their music...
Mighty Voovoo: Attacking? Rap music? Nickelodeon... So many things to clerify. I attacked a person who liked Europe, no actual proof that he was a geek. And also, a pention is money you get before you die. And plus, I enjoyed Nick, many times I helped Blue find his clues.
Beef Supreme: With the exception of Bryan Danielson's entrance music, that is a perfectly justified reason for attacking someone.
Quesa Dilla: I GOT TIL FIVE, REF!
Beef Supreme: Shut it, ya cheesy bastard.
Nacho Grande: I'm still interested in this money you get before you die. I didn't know they did that! Anyway, we've gotten off track here a bit.
Beef Supreme: Don't we always?
Nacho Grande: Point taken... Voovoo, are you really interested in returning to your superhero roots? Is it possible you'd like to join up with the Thrillion Man March?
Beef Supreme and Quesa Dilla turn inquisitively, anticipating the new apprentice's response. Mighty Voovoo looks around the room, glancing at the members of the Thrillion Man March.
Mighty Voovoo: Do I have to watch Monty Python at all?
Nacho Grande: It's only customary. Once you find the appreciation for those fine Brits, you'll be well on your way to being a superhero once again!
Mighty Voovoo cringes a bit.
Mighty Voovoo: I don't get it... What's so funny about a dead bird?
Beef Supreme laughs, Quesa Dilla rolls his eyes, and Nacho Grande face-palms.
Supreme: The Dead Parrot sketch is like the MacBeth of stageplays.
Quesa Dilla: In that you're not even allowed to mention it around the true fans.
Nacho Grande: It is time you developed an appreciation for the less famous, more funny aspects of Eric Idle and his gang.
Nacho walks over to his enormous DVD collection and removes a copy of "And Now For Something Completely Different" and "Monty Python and the Holy Grail."
Nacho Grande: If you're ready to join the Thrillion Man March, this will be your first step into becoming the fourth superhero of the group!
Mighty Voovoo takes the two DVD cases from Nacho Grande. He flips each one on it's back to read what it's about. As he reads it, he smiles and even begins to snicker.
Mighty Voovoo: So, I suppose there is some Mormon jokes in here. I think this will be just fine.
He looks at the case again.
Mighty Voovoo: Am I required to watch the bonus material?
Nacho, Beef, and Quesa whisper for a few seconds.
Nacho Grande: Eventually, but for the initiation, I suppose we'll let you slide with just getting through the movies themselves. It will, however, be in the cards on a later date, so don't get too comfortable by skipping it now!
Mighty Voovoo looks at the Thrillion Man March once again.
Mighty Voovoo: I wonder how this slipped my mind, but what exactly are your groups super powers? Seems like you haven't really explained why you are super heroes.
Nacho, Beef, and Quesa: TO EAT LATE EVEN GREAT!
Nacho Grande: Not to mention, we hang tough with the New Kids!
Beef flips on his boombox, and as "Hangin' Tough" blares once again, the Thrillion Man March does their trademark handhook dance, Voovoo can't help but smile.
Beef Supreme: We're headed to the taco bar. We'll be back in time for the handicapped match. Feel free to do your research while we're gone.
Mighty Voovoo looks on and shakes his head a bit.
Mighty Voovoo: Well I certainly will do my research, and as a favor I will find a radio active spider for all of you to be biten with, so you can get some real super powers.
The Thrillion Man March continues to dance their way out the glass door. Once the door is closed, Voovoo is left with an HDTV and two DVDs in his hand.
Mighty Voovoo turns to the HDTV and walks to it, opens a case and puts in one of the movies he was given. He walks to a couch and begins watching the movie.
Mighty Voovoo: If I see one f*cking bird in here, dead or alive, I am turning this off.
In the corner hallway near the catering area, the Thrillion Man March now finds themselves with an enclosed glass lounge, complete with an HDTV and all their superheroes decorating the walls. One, however, is standing outside.
Mighty Voovoo: ... Of course he knows what he's talking about, the guy did beat me, and he made some valid points, even I have seen The Breakfast club, just like everyone else, I felt like I was the rebel with a kind heart and soul... I'll do it, I'll ask him for some advice!
Mighty Voovoo knocks at the door, and waits for it to open, or to get the go ahead to enter.
Nacho Grande: Door is open to all!
Mighty Voovoo enters the room with a confused look on his face
Mighty Voovoo: Open to all... You seem so smart about super hero stuff, what if I was some bad guy, like the Green Goblin from Spider Man.
Mighty Voovoo gets distracted by something
Mighty Voovoo: Ohhh chips, can I have some?
Beef Supreme: Sure you can, just don't forget the salsa!
Quesa Dilla: Wait, isn't that the guy Nacho just faced?
Nacho Grande: Why yes, I believe it is the Mighty Voovoo himself. Is he here in order to wreak havoc and create a sequel to our epic battle, or is he here to join us for munchies and a night of EPW in HD?
Mighty Voovoo shakes his head and clerifies why he is here.
Mighty Voovoo: No no... Well that'd be a maybe on the munchies. Also... A maybe on the EPW in HD. But the first reason was to ask for some of your... ::sighs:: Advice.
Quesa Dilla: Advice? He must be prepping himself for some movie trivia.
Beef Supreme: Or he heard that Uncle Buck wanted to lay the smackdown and he's seeking cover.
Nacho Grande: Or perhaps he realized that he's a superhero who has lost his way, and perhaps the lesson planner I organized for his benefit has made him aware of this.
Nacho reaches over to turn down the volume on the television.
Beef and Quesa: HEY!
Nacho Grande: Relax, brothers. Voovoo here needs our attention. What can we do for you, besides offer you a taco?
Beef Supreme: Mmmmm, tacos...
Mighty Voovoo: I shall reserve a question for later, which involves Beef Supremes obsession with Uncle Buck... But is there a way to stand the attitude, and outragious stench of nerds, and geeks? A few years ago, one actually asked me if I was to wear a cape, how many fibers would be involved. I seem to just not connect with them in the way you and your Thrillion Man March are able to.
Nacho Grande shakes his head and laughs through his mask.
Nacho Grande: Ya gotta understand, young apprentice... It is not an attitude to seek knowledge. While constantly being under an inquiring assault can add to the stress of the daily life, you also gotta understand that they're the first to have your back. They sell out the theaters, they collect the figures, they buy the t-shirts... So the closet Martha Stewart boy had a question about fiber...
Quesa Dilla: Like Fiber One? Who wants to eat something that makes you sit on the toilet all day?
Beef Supreme: And I am only obsessed with Uncle Buck because he IS the real people's champ.
Nacho Grande: That he is, Beef. His exploding gunshot car owns all... except Judd Nelson. Judd Nelson and his gray strand of long hair is the trump card, brother!
Quesa Dilla: Least it's better than that Fiber yogurt... Gross...
Nacho Grande: Point being, geeks are your friend! Not exactly a friend you wanna be seen in public with all the time, but all superheroes start out as geeks, us included! Why do you think we still work at Taco Bell?
Mighty Voovoo clears his throat, as if beginning to say something
Mighty Voovoo: Does that mean I have to actually stop picking on them? I don't think my comic book super power abilities can stand it. And isn't it true that you work at Taco Bell since if you work there fifty years they will offer you a pention, that you can accept after twenty years after you are offered it?
Mighty Voovoo looks around the room, and blushes a bit
Mighty Voovoo: Sorry, a habbit of mine is to research pention plans throughout the United States.
Nacho Grande: Young apprentice, we all make fun of them, ourselves included. What's life when you can't lay the verbal smackdown on anyone you please? However, beating them up goes against the superhero code.
Beef Supreme: What's a pension?
Quesa Dilla: I think it's one of those things that died out in the 90's.
Beef Supreme: So it's a bad rap group?
Nacho Grande: Or possibly a cartoon on Nickelodeon... Damn spoiled kids and their music...
Mighty Voovoo: Attacking? Rap music? Nickelodeon... So many things to clerify. I attacked a person who liked Europe, no actual proof that he was a geek. And also, a pention is money you get before you die. And plus, I enjoyed Nick, many times I helped Blue find his clues.
Beef Supreme: With the exception of Bryan Danielson's entrance music, that is a perfectly justified reason for attacking someone.
Quesa Dilla: I GOT TIL FIVE, REF!
Beef Supreme: Shut it, ya cheesy bastard.
Nacho Grande: I'm still interested in this money you get before you die. I didn't know they did that! Anyway, we've gotten off track here a bit.
Beef Supreme: Don't we always?
Nacho Grande: Point taken... Voovoo, are you really interested in returning to your superhero roots? Is it possible you'd like to join up with the Thrillion Man March?
Beef Supreme and Quesa Dilla turn inquisitively, anticipating the new apprentice's response. Mighty Voovoo looks around the room, glancing at the members of the Thrillion Man March.
Mighty Voovoo: Do I have to watch Monty Python at all?
Nacho Grande: It's only customary. Once you find the appreciation for those fine Brits, you'll be well on your way to being a superhero once again!
Mighty Voovoo cringes a bit.
Mighty Voovoo: I don't get it... What's so funny about a dead bird?
Beef Supreme laughs, Quesa Dilla rolls his eyes, and Nacho Grande face-palms.
Supreme: The Dead Parrot sketch is like the MacBeth of stageplays.
Quesa Dilla: In that you're not even allowed to mention it around the true fans.
Nacho Grande: It is time you developed an appreciation for the less famous, more funny aspects of Eric Idle and his gang.
Nacho walks over to his enormous DVD collection and removes a copy of "And Now For Something Completely Different" and "Monty Python and the Holy Grail."
Nacho Grande: If you're ready to join the Thrillion Man March, this will be your first step into becoming the fourth superhero of the group!
Mighty Voovoo takes the two DVD cases from Nacho Grande. He flips each one on it's back to read what it's about. As he reads it, he smiles and even begins to snicker.
Mighty Voovoo: So, I suppose there is some Mormon jokes in here. I think this will be just fine.
He looks at the case again.
Mighty Voovoo: Am I required to watch the bonus material?
Nacho, Beef, and Quesa whisper for a few seconds.
Nacho Grande: Eventually, but for the initiation, I suppose we'll let you slide with just getting through the movies themselves. It will, however, be in the cards on a later date, so don't get too comfortable by skipping it now!
Mighty Voovoo looks at the Thrillion Man March once again.
Mighty Voovoo: I wonder how this slipped my mind, but what exactly are your groups super powers? Seems like you haven't really explained why you are super heroes.
Nacho, Beef, and Quesa: TO EAT LATE EVEN GREAT!
Nacho Grande: Not to mention, we hang tough with the New Kids!
Beef flips on his boombox, and as "Hangin' Tough" blares once again, the Thrillion Man March does their trademark handhook dance, Voovoo can't help but smile.
Beef Supreme: We're headed to the taco bar. We'll be back in time for the handicapped match. Feel free to do your research while we're gone.
Mighty Voovoo looks on and shakes his head a bit.
Mighty Voovoo: Well I certainly will do my research, and as a favor I will find a radio active spider for all of you to be biten with, so you can get some real super powers.
The Thrillion Man March continues to dance their way out the glass door. Once the door is closed, Voovoo is left with an HDTV and two DVDs in his hand.
Mighty Voovoo turns to the HDTV and walks to it, opens a case and puts in one of the movies he was given. He walks to a couch and begins watching the movie.
Mighty Voovoo: If I see one f*cking bird in here, dead or alive, I am turning this off.