IN LAIMAN'S TERMS: Interview With Jason Scene

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LAIMAN: Welcome back to "In Laiman's Terms", as we get closer to the inaugural resurrection. After our premiere interview edition with a PCW original, LoKi, we're here with one of the new kids on the block... No pun intended, Nacho Grande. Welcome to the show, Jason Scene.

Jason Scene: Good to be here.

LAIMAN: Well lets get into the thick of it. First, let me ask you, why have you joined Pure Class Wrestling upon the news that it is to be relaunched in the very near future?

Jason Scene: Well first of all, I never heard of Pure Class Wrestling in my life. So it being relaunched really isn't that much of an issue to me as it's just like joining a company that has just been started. I mean, most people here I don't know or have ever heard of. And I don't want to come across as ignorant, but my reasons for joining PCW are that the money was right, timing was right, it has all the necessary facilities to ensure that I can do what I did and was doing in Total Extreme Wrestling and I heard of some of the talent that was joining and said that I would fit in very well into the PCW mold.

LAIMAN: Always good to hear from the newest generation that their first priority is the money... We'll probably get into your accomplishments as far as Total Extreme Wrestling come later, but first I want to ask you, what are your thoughts on PCW in the few days that you have been involved, is there anybody you're excited about competing in the ring with?

Jason Scene: My first thoughts are that if we can get the right people on board and get the correct names interested in the Pure Class Wrestling product then that this promotion can go very far. I'm impressed with the media attention we've gotten, I'm aware that a couple media outlets picked up on the story and that really helps to get the promotion out there in an industry that is so, expanded. I mean there are hundreds, literally, hundreds of wrestling federations out there that you can join and PCW has to offer something that the rest don't and if we find that then we're off to a winner. As for who I want to face, I again, don't know many people here and for that I hope that I can see who's on that mountain top and quickly knock them off.

LAIMAN: I will say that PCW has already had a pretty successful tenure, but this resurrection is probably the biggest promotion of the product in recent memory. While I would advise you to read up a bit on the past, I must say that I like your attitude towards seeking the best and taking them on head first.

Jason Scene: There is no other way to have it.

LAIMAN: Since you're so confident about this endeavor, what is your main goal that you want to achieve here in Pure Class Wrestling?

Jason Scene: Well, what is the goal of every wrestler in every wrestling promotion in the world? It's to be the best, if you're not thriving to be the best then you shouldn't be in this at all, and that mark that you are the best, is the World Heavyweight Championship. I've never won a World Championship. Not because I'm not talented, but because I've always, since the day I began hung around the best of the best in what we do. To me, I believe that I can become a World Heavyweight Champion in PCW. I don't want to be the guy who won forty-eight World Championships, and half of them were in no talent, low class promotions. I want to be that guy who walked in when the best were there, and walked out the best of the best.

LAIMAN: The former PCW champions is a small and elite group, so I respect you aiming high. At least in the time that I've been affiliated with PCW, there have only been three world champions, so it's no easy task, my friend. Make sure you don't become discouraged. Anyway, onto the next question. Was there anybody involved with you coming to PCW and if so, why did you take up the offer to join?

Jason Scene: There wasn't really anybody involved but if I had to say there was one person who, almost lured me into PCW, it was the guy who calls himself, "The Final Boss" Mike Park. When I heard he was coming here, I had to make a choice. Sit on the sidelines and wait to see who else was going to go where, or follow him and see what this place was about. My choice by now, is obvious.

LAIMAN: Ah yes, you bring up Mike Park. Mike Park is one wrestler you will recognize from having to compete alongside him in both PWE and TEW, what are your thoughts towards him being in PCW and do you expect a match to happen in the near future?

Jason Scene: I've heard people speak of a Mike Park versus Jason Scene match before, I thought it was going to happen in PWE, he and I had some interaction but alas, it didn't. Maybe now that I look back, I'm happy we didn't meet because at that time I was a plankton in a small ocean. Now I'm a big ass fish in a small ass lake. In TEW, when Mike was battling to get back his World Championship and taking on Prophecy in the mid card of what was TEW's biggest ever event, I was in a match that had the second most illustrious Championship in TEW on the line, against a former TEW World Champion like George Cassidy. Things like that show how far I have came in such a small space of time, not even a year in the business and more accomplishments then I can count using my fingers. When Park versus Scene happens, it happens, and it won't be a small deal no matter what promotion it happens in.

LAIMAN: It'll be good to be in the commentary booth to call matches from determined competitors. Make sure your desires aren't just laden in the monetary aspect of it, or you'll be in dire straits. And seeing as you brought up TEW, upon the news that your former fed TEW, which you were and are the last ever TEW Continental Champion, what feelings did you have towards the news?

Jason Scene: I had an up-and-down ride in Total Extreme Wrestling. Made my debut in the biggest match in TEW's history, I was a member of an incredibly powerful stable in the Dark Horse Society which ended faster then it started. I won the TEW Rising Star Championship a month after I signed from the longest reigning Champion in history, I was fired, I was stripped. I came back, I beat the guy that everyone said was the future of TEW in General Koz. I beat nine other men in a battle royal for the Extreme Championship. I loath hardcore wrestling, I dropped it. I beat George Cassidy the first time to win the TEW Continental Championship, destroying the record of three of the four major TEW Championships in the quickest succession, destroying the record held by the most overrated piece of crap in the company Stevie Stoat. I finished the Continental Champion, I've left the Continental Champion and I'll forever have that claim to fame. To me TEW dying with me up there on the top with Dave McDave, just shows how brilliant I am. I'm not just all talk, I also walk-the-walk.

LAIMAN: That was a nice summary of your TEW career there, and again your determination and passion when saying these things are truly admirable. Although proclaiming how brilliant certainly shows a bit of a lack of humility, so I hope for your sake you don't end up eating crow from some of the roster that doesn't take well to such things. Well, if there was anybody that you'd like to appear in PCW that you worked alongside in TEW, who would you wish to join the PCW roster?

Jason Scene: General Koz would fit in here, I kicked his ass and beat him when everyone said I couldn't. I wouldn't mind doing it again. I'd like to see Brian Seles drop this retirement thing he has going on, realize he's not done it all yet and face me again, I beat him when we met, the week after he lost the TEW World Championship. I for one, think we should do round two. Ehm... Prophecy, Prophet whatever he was calling himself was good, he feuded with Park I'd like to see him. "Dangerous" Dave McDave would blow the roof off this place, we need guys like him. Maybe even Bobby Backdoor, he comes and goes like Brett Favre so maybe if he can show up again and actually give a crap then you never know.

LAIMAN: For the love of god not Brett Favre... I'd rather have Vicki Guerrero as the full-time ring announcer. Has there been any other wrestling organizations in contact with you over contract negotiations?

Jason Scene: A couple have tried, nothing much came of them. I went to Gods of Wrestling for a match, along with Matt Slater who'd be a big name here but from what I know is already under contract with another promotion. That didn't go too well and I left. Genesis has been an option on the table but they don't have the money or the facilities to make me happy, so that's a no to them. After that I've had a couple but nothing tickled my fancy, but you never know where I might show up. I hear that PCW will be ran bi-weekly, which is cool and all but I'd prefer some constant competition so I might show up somewhere else down the road, we'll wait and see I guess.

LAIMAN: Okay, one of my last questions and it's just a little bit of strange one but, in my last interview with PCW original and maybe to some, legend, Loki; which I'm wondering have you seen?

Jason Scene: I did and I know where this is going.

LAIMAN: Yes, I asked him in my word association game, your name and he labeled you a "rookie", what do you think of that?

Jason Scene: Haha, I actually laughed to be honest. I might only have started my wrestling career like ten months ago, coming up to a year and I might not be known around these corners of the woods but one thing I will say is that if I am a "rookie", in this or any other wrestling promotion in the world, then I'm guaranteed to be the best "rookie" in the world. Loki will discover soon, along with the rest of these nobodies; oh wait, is that offensive? Well seeing as I don't know them they're nobodies to me. Some of you should do your research, 'cause one thing I'm very good at is making impact debuts and the first Trauma is looming, and you never know whos Scene, will be stolen!

LAIMAN: That sounds like a challenge to the PCW original, Scene Kid... Care to back that up by making it a formal throwdown for the resurrection Trauma?

Jason Scene: Whatever Icemann thinks, the Icemann can do. It ain't my decision and it isn't my place to comment. And if you call me Scene Kid again, you'll be first.

LAIMAN: Don't let your ignorance of those already here get the best of you. I'm only commentating because I want to. I could list off the accolades I have, but this isn't about me. I'm just letting you know to not walk in like God's Gift to Wrestling, or you'll have problems. Well then, I guess my last question, although generic and overused, is what are your plans for the future?

Jason Scene: My plans are the same plan I had in TEW, the same plans I had in PWE and the same plans I have even when I get up in the morning and look into the mirror. Make sure, that everybody knows, that soon enough, no matter what you do and no matter how hard you try you can't escape the inevitable. This Scene, and every other Scene in PCW, will be, Stolen!

LAIMAN: We'd run the word association game, but seeing as you don't know most of the roster yet, I'll leave you to make your own first impression with this interview and the first Trauma. That concludes the interview with PCW's Scene Kid himself, and hopefully we'll have a few more PCW stars, past and future, on the show before we get on the road!