Post by A Ghost in the Wind on May 12, 2011 16:49:55 GMT -5
PCW OOC Gag Awards
[/b][/center]The following awards were just for fun, and are not totally a representation of what Management or other handlers actually think about you. These awards aren't meant to be taken to heart, so please do not cry if you win one.
...There's no crying in eWrestling....
Most Confused OOCer: Mike Park
Icemann Commentary: Surprisingly, Zellmo still receives votes in this category. What wasn't a surprise was that Mike Park won this award. Coming in second place, however, was Mel Lombardi.
Most Likely to Have Cyber-Sex: Mike Park and Tom {Tie}
Icemann Commentary: I was amused when I tallied the votes and seen that Tom was tied with Mike Park for this award. I was also amused when I noticed Heavy Metal had quite a few votes as well.
Most Likely to Become a Stalker: Mike Park
Icemann Commentary: The Watcher received a couple of votes in this category, but Mike Park won by a landslide.
Best Entrance Music: “Paint It Black” by The Rolling Stones {Billy Sadistic}
Icemann Commentary: Off the top of my head, the only others to receive votes were Murdoc, Usali, and Johnny Vivacious.
Favorite Roleplay: "New History” by Heavy Metal
Icemann Commentary: If I recall correctly [without looking at the notes] there were only two roleplayers to receive votes- Heavy Metal for the piece he won with, and Grimm...who had three separate roleplays votes.
Most Likely to Vote for Themselves in Every Category if Allowed: Mike Park, Tom, JV {Tie}
Icemann Commentary: Mike Park, Tom, and Johnny Vivacious in a threesome? Nasty, just nasty. Only other person to receive a vote was Justin Michaels.
Handler Most Likely To Sandbag: Jacob
Icemann Commentary: Color me surprised, but I wasn't expecting Pegasus to win this one, although it is totally fitting. If it was up to me, Rick and/or Tom would have won this one. I'm sure Peggy won't mind sharing the honor with them, lol.
Best Beard Award: Nate
Icemann Commentary: Ah, come on. No one even votes for Laiman's beard? Not Tom's? Sssshhhiiittt, even I could have received a vote. Maybe Jade could have gotten one {jk}. *Growl*...Nate wins this awesome, highly prestigious award...unanimously.
Biggest Ass-Kisser: Tom
Icemann Commentary: Roy received a few votes, as did Nacho {I don't know why}, and Jacob. I'll be the first to say, Tom doesn't kiss *MY* ass, but maybe the ones who votes thought he kissed everyone else's ass.
Most Metal Handler: Roy
Icemann Commentary: I voted for good ole J.R. I would have also voted for Nate if I had two votes. But everyone wanted to play it safe. Phooey! At least The Kumquat Kid received a vote.
Most Provocative Handler: JR
Icemann Commentary: Another safe vote. Glad to see it wasn't an unanimous decision- Mike Park and Tom received votes as well.
Most Overrated Handler: Mike Park
Icemann Commentary: I don't think I'll include this category next year, especially since I got a few responses asking why I even included it this year. Not everyone voted on this award [although to be fair, not everyone voted on other awards either], but the few votes received all came for Mike Park. I wasn't surprised.
Most Underrated: Areas
Icemann Commentary: I know someone else was nominated, but I can't remember who it was off the top of my head. All I know is that Areas dominated this award. Good job, buddy. It shows people have started to really take notice to your skill.[/color]