Post by jenkins on Jul 1, 2012 12:38:00 GMT -5
Author's Notes: You want to know who "He" is? Tune into Trauma 115!
He sat in his office, looking through the Pure Class Wrestling website, because one of his prized pupils was there. He was proud of the fact that Ryuta had won the Icemann Invitational Tournament after being with the company less than three months. However, watching this storyline unfold between Chris Areas and Ryuta, he knew that Ryuta would go full boar into the feud.
Then Areas hit Ryuta over the head with the trophy and broke it across his back.
He shook his head, letting out a sigh. He had been in this situation before. Back in 1985, he had won a tournament in a popular Puroresu company in Japan. After the match, a gaijin he was feuding with—one of the best heels in the establishment—thought it would be a great idea to use the trophy against him. This was a great disrespect to him, so he beat the hell out of the gaijin afterwards, sending him to the hospital.
Anyway, he found a news article that caught his eye. Ryuta issued a challenge to Area. But not just any challenge, mind you, no. This challenge was a Japanese death match, a match Ryuta was in expert in, and the very match that could have easily ended his career—and his life—several times over.
This wasn’t good and he knew it.
This looked like a job for him to fly out to the States to do some damage control.
Konnichiwa, my powerful friends and fans! It is I, “Puro Power!” Kaijin Shinryu back for another family-friendly (well, not really) edition of my blog. As you can plainly see (or read, whatever) that I’m in a better mood since my last published blog. I reunite with my masked domotachi Nacho Grande, and we are facing the evildoers of Areas and Loki. We are facing our nemeses, which is quite apropos for us, and we’re going to have our dance in the opening match. Haven’t been a match opener in years, but I think this will be a treat—A POWERFUL ONE!—for the fans.
Christopher Areas, you have not answered my Japanese death match challenge. Are you that ignorant, thinking that my challenge is a farce? No sir, it is not. I’m dead serious when it comes to Japanese death match, for I am an expert in them (Hell, I’m simply a death match expert, never mind the gimmick or country of origin.) I fully understand that there is trepidation in accepting my challenge. The scars on my body weave a tale of gratuitous violence and bloodshed. Remember, Areas, I will not accept no for an answer. This match is inevitable.
Finally, Loki…you and I have tangoed before. I do not believe that you showed me your all, and you’ve been on a downward spiral as of late. ’Tis a pity really, because I’ve been there. However, I believe that you can turn your bad luck around. You have that lecherous Areas as your partner. But that doesn’t matter Loki, because Nacho and I will have a POWERFUL TACO-THEMED VICTORY!
Stay powerful, friends.
He sat in his office, looking through the Pure Class Wrestling website, because one of his prized pupils was there. He was proud of the fact that Ryuta had won the Icemann Invitational Tournament after being with the company less than three months. However, watching this storyline unfold between Chris Areas and Ryuta, he knew that Ryuta would go full boar into the feud.
Then Areas hit Ryuta over the head with the trophy and broke it across his back.
He shook his head, letting out a sigh. He had been in this situation before. Back in 1985, he had won a tournament in a popular Puroresu company in Japan. After the match, a gaijin he was feuding with—one of the best heels in the establishment—thought it would be a great idea to use the trophy against him. This was a great disrespect to him, so he beat the hell out of the gaijin afterwards, sending him to the hospital.
Anyway, he found a news article that caught his eye. Ryuta issued a challenge to Area. But not just any challenge, mind you, no. This challenge was a Japanese death match, a match Ryuta was in expert in, and the very match that could have easily ended his career—and his life—several times over.
This wasn’t good and he knew it.
This looked like a job for him to fly out to the States to do some damage control.
Konnichiwa, my powerful friends and fans! It is I, “Puro Power!” Kaijin Shinryu back for another family-friendly (well, not really) edition of my blog. As you can plainly see (or read, whatever) that I’m in a better mood since my last published blog. I reunite with my masked domotachi Nacho Grande, and we are facing the evildoers of Areas and Loki. We are facing our nemeses, which is quite apropos for us, and we’re going to have our dance in the opening match. Haven’t been a match opener in years, but I think this will be a treat—A POWERFUL ONE!—for the fans.
Christopher Areas, you have not answered my Japanese death match challenge. Are you that ignorant, thinking that my challenge is a farce? No sir, it is not. I’m dead serious when it comes to Japanese death match, for I am an expert in them (Hell, I’m simply a death match expert, never mind the gimmick or country of origin.) I fully understand that there is trepidation in accepting my challenge. The scars on my body weave a tale of gratuitous violence and bloodshed. Remember, Areas, I will not accept no for an answer. This match is inevitable.
Finally, Loki…you and I have tangoed before. I do not believe that you showed me your all, and you’ve been on a downward spiral as of late. ’Tis a pity really, because I’ve been there. However, I believe that you can turn your bad luck around. You have that lecherous Areas as your partner. But that doesn’t matter Loki, because Nacho and I will have a POWERFUL TACO-THEMED VICTORY!
Stay powerful, friends.