Post by A Ghost in the Wind on Jul 10, 2012 0:25:38 GMT -5
PCW OOC Gag Awards
[/b][/u][/center]The following awards were meant for fun, and are not a total representation of what Management or other handlers actually think about you. Then again, it may be a total representation of what Management or other handlers actually think about you. These awards aren't meant to be taken to heart, so please do not cry if you win one.
...There's no crying in eWrestling....
Most Confused OOCer: Bill
Icemann Commentary: Another Justin, Dan “Not Kyle Time”, and Jesse “Joint” came close to winning this award, but it was Bill who ended up with the 'W.' For those not in the know, Bill handles the character “The Solution” Jake Andrews, and along with his AWA brethren, is new to PCW. Stop picking on him you big meanies.
Most Likely to Have Cyber-Sex: Tom
Icemann Commentary: Tom's cyber-sexing talents were put up to the test, as Bill was a close second im the polls (heh, polls). But, in the end (heh, in the end) Tom won out. Tom, champion of people most likely to have cyber-sex. It's ok, man...as Lonely Island Boys would say, “doesn't matter had sex.”
Yeah, kind of like that.
Most Likely to Become a Stalker: Tom
Icemann Commentary: And Tom didn't think he'd win any awards.
Best Entrance Music: “Big Ego's” by Dr. Dre {MJ Windsor}
Icemann Commentary: Hey, the song fits the character. I think. I'm sure it does.
Favorite Roleplay: "Take the Initiative” by Nacho Grande
Icemann Commentary: I can be wrong, but I believe this to be Nacho's highest scoring rp. I personally voted for this roleplay, and I was far from the only one who did. Good job, Lex! Also, Nacho had another rp nominated as well. Grimm had two different rps nominated, while LoKi and Lantlas had one rp nominated each.
Favorite Event Graphic: Mass Destruction II
Icemann Commentary: Thanks goes out to Justin for making this one. I personally voted for the Trauma banner though.
Most Likely to Vote for Themselves in Every Category if Allowed: Tom
Icemann Commentary: Tom wins yet another 'Gag Award', this time in a landslide. Luke (MJ Windsor), Jimmy, Justin, and Alex all received a vote for this award as well, but again, Tom won this one by a large margin. Here's a secret: Tom actually was the handler to vote for himself the most, even though those votes eventually meant nothing.
Handler Most Likely To Sandbag: Tom
Icemann Commentary: PCW MVP Rick came one vote from winning this for a second-consecutive-time, but it was Tom whose sandbagging ways earned him yet another 'Gag Award.'
Best Beard Award: Nate
Icemann Commentary: Although I still have a 'beard crush' on Nate, I actually voted Dustin for the win here. Dustin came in second though. Here is an artist rendition of Mr. Nate's beard if it was a mustache:
Epic, I know.
Oh, and if anyone was wondering what Dustin's looks like, here is a shitty, stalkerish-like (maybe I SHOULD have the Most Likely to Become a Stalker award) photo I found:
Biggest Ass-Kisser: Justin
Icemann Commentary: If Stormm is kissing ass, it certainly isn't my ass. Maybe everyone just wishes Justin could get his cocky lips on their derrieres. I know Sadistic's mom does. Speaking of which, here's a VERY NSFW artist rendition of what happens with Sadistic's mom and the PCW handlers...
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Most Metal Handler: Roy
Icemann Commentary: Roy wasn't even eligible to win this award, yet he won it by 78%. The other 22% of the award went to Josh, for his handling of Machine, I'm sure. Once again, these are for you, Roy... 8-) ;D.
Most Provocative Handler: MONROE
Icemann Commentary: Tom almost won this award. But he didn't. Neither did Sadistic. As you already seen before reading this commentary, MONROE is the winner (I refuse to call Chris anything but MONROE). And MONROE is very provocative. Have you not seen his banners and avatar?
Best Avatar or Banner: MONROE
Icemann Commentary: No one specified which graphic won here, but it doesn't really matter. MONROE wins. And here are his graphics...
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