Post by Barry Kemp on Jul 12, 2012 14:02:56 GMT -5
Bottom Line: Coca Cola is better than Pepsi
I know this has been debated back and forth for ages. But the fact of the matter is that there really is no debate. Ian Brody has spoken. Coca Cola cannot be beaten in taste. Pepsi on it's best day is no better than Vanilla Coke. And I hate Vanilla Coke.
I'll even take it a step further and say that Pepsi cannot even top Black Chery Vanilla Coke. You probably don't even believe me. You are probably sitting there thinking to yourself, he's making up that flavor. Well I have a picture to prove it...
No this is not hard proof of my claim that Coca Cola is better. But it does prove that Coke makes alot of flavors that are pointless. But regardless of crappy Coke flavors, (Which Pepsi has done too... Pepsi 1? Clear Pepsi? WTF?) Original Coca Cola will always beat out any other Cola.
Now, if you want to prove my point, do the following. Go to your local Circle K and purchase a Pepsi and find a Mexican Coke. Drink both and THEN tell me I am a liar. That probably won't happen. I am being completely honest too for those that don't believe me to this point either. I have another picture to prove it. I decorate my house with empty coke bottles because we drink it so often. Don't believe me... look again...
So anyways, that's my schpeel. Take it or leave it. But since I am usually always right, you should probably leave it.
Anyways... here's some pertinent information provided by one of the greatest websites ever... Wikipedia.
Coca-Cola is a carbonated cola soft drink, produced by the The Coca-Cola Company of Atlanta, Georgia. The beverage is widely referred to as Coke, a nickname eventually trademarked by the company. Coke is one of the world's most recognizable and widely sold commercial brands.
Originally intended as a patent medicine when it was invented in the late-19th century, Coca-Cola was acquired by the businessman Asa Griggs Candler, whose shrewd marketing tactics led Coke to its world-wide soft drink market dominance during the twentieth century. Though beset periodically by critiques of its health effects and by allegations of wrongdoing by the company, Coca-Cola has remained an internationally popular soft drink.
Originally intended as a patent medicine when it was invented in the late-19th century, Coca-Cola was acquired by the businessman Asa Griggs Candler, whose shrewd marketing tactics led Coke to its world-wide soft drink market dominance during the twentieth century. Though beset periodically by critiques of its health effects and by allegations of wrongdoing by the company, Coca-Cola has remained an internationally popular soft drink.
Duh... of course it's kept its poplularity. You can't hold down Coca Cola. I mean think about this it was created as a patent medicine. I will now drink coked WHENEVER I feel sick. 'World-wide soft drink dominance'. That's right, world-wide.
Remember this song?
I'd like to buy the world a home
And furnish it with love
Grow apple trees and honey bees
And snow white turtle doves
I'd like to teach the world to sing
In perfect harmony
I'd like to buy the world a Coke
And keep it company
That's the real thing
What the world wants today
Coca-Cola
Is the real thing
If not, check this page (www.geocities.com/Matty007ca/coke.html) for a blast from the past.
Anyways. I'm dong rambling. Check back next week... or whenever I feel like it, for the next Bottom Line. This has been an 'Unclaimed Angel' Ian Brody production.
