Post by Barry Kemp on Jul 12, 2012 14:05:39 GMT -5
What's up PCW? 'The Unclaimed Angel' Ian Brody here. Once again I'm here with another Diagnosis for you. This time I'm breaking down the latest PCW PPV, Hostile Takeover. Who is taking over PCW? I'm confused, but then again, I'm new. Is it this HHW thing that I've been hearing about, or am I mistaken. Who knows? Cause I sure don't.
Anyways, let's do this already. I'm sure you guys don't care about making small talk. We all know if you tried to small talk me I'd bi**h slap you and tell you and your momma to shut up. So anyways, let's get to this.
Sunday, April 16, 2006
Live on Pay-Per-View from the sold-out Pure Class Arena in Greenville, South Carolina
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Beginning...
Thank you Mark Long... You are a gentleman and a scholar. NO taping the show. As if we didn't realize that when the arena Nazi security guards were shaking us down outside before we could get in. And what's with me taking off my shoes before I can come in. Is there a problem with athlete's foot going around or something. Seriously, if you think terrorists biggest hit would be to knock off the PCW arena, you might as well let them prove just how stupid that they really are. Anyways, I do believe laser pointers popularity stepped out about five years ago. Are we seriously still stuck on the fact that someone MIGHT bring one. What a joke.
Match 1 | Dark Match | Jade versus The Byrd[/u]
Jade versus The Byrd. Here's the guy I gave the number two ranking last week in my Unclaimed Rankings. And here he is losing to Jade in a match I figured would definitely be a squash. Oh well I guess, the guy did all he could, but he was outsmarted... by a girl. Sad Byrd, Sad. Someday you will live up to the potential that I saw in you last week, but for sure this week was not it. Now on the other side, Jade looked good again. Two big wins in two weeks that I've been around. This girl always was hot, but now she's good in my eyes. That's a lethal combo, I expect big things from this girl. She has all the right pieces. *wink, wink*
Beginning... 2[/u]
Michael Williams IS 'The Man'. Last week to this week, this guy impresses me with the way he thinks. He's right there with me on the whole Elf thing. Where the hell did this guy come from? Fresh off the set of Lord of the Rings? Anyways, Michael Williams > Jerry Andrews. 'The Wolverine' got owned... How could you let that guy jerk you around Anthony? I mean no matter what the people in the crowd think, you are a bigtime player, and you shouldn't take crap like that at anytime. Next time, drop him with a nice spinebuster... then leave. Oh, and what's with Miguel Malone? Don't be such a scaredy cat. Sure the guy hit you, but if you are related to the owner of the company, a few more hits and the guys out of here. And if he really wants to stay and fulfill the plans he and whatever lady that was, were making. He's not going to do something stupid. Grow some balls mang.
Match 1 #2 | Singles Matches | Pegasus vs. Brian "Atlas" McNight[/u]
Brian McNight walks out on his match? Two weeks in a row? What is this guy's deal? He was getting his ass kicked and couldn't stand it AGAIN. So rather than be pinned cleanly he walks out. Usualy I would say good job on running and saving the fight for another day, but something about this guy pisses me off. Anyone else and maybe I'd give him the good side of this, but not him. Two weeks in a row, two weeks in the bottom spot of my rankings. Pegasus, keep up the good work. You just scared a guy out of the ring and out of a match, you obviously are doing something right.
After Match Promo
Someone PLEASE take the drugs away from Mikey Wryght. He's going to be fired if they do a random drug screening. Oh wait, to my knowledge they don't have one. No wonder we have people waking up from overdoses thinking they are 'Chosen One's and people dressed as Elfs running around. Infidels? Ancient People? Wow, this guy is over the deep end. Hopefully someone beats him and helps him realize that his 'epiphany' is nothing more than a trip to the Twilight Zone.
Match 2 | N. American Championship Match | Non Compos Mentis vs. 'Unbreakable' Benjamin Banks
Benjamin Banks looked a little less like the 'Real Deal' this week. I hailed him as amazing last week when he beat former PCW World Champion Pegasus, but this week he lost his North American Championship to Non Compos Mentis AKA Ra. Ra impressed me this week, he overpowerd Banks on the floor and stayed on par with him in the ring, enough so that he could win. But wait, what the hell? Another small package? Is there no decency in PCW. A new title holder off of a small package? Somebody hit a finisher or something. Seriously... great match, empty ending. Congrats Ra on that new title of yours.
Match 3 | Non-Title Special Attractions Match | Ace Anderson {World Champion} vs. "The One and Only" Geno (w/Al Laiman)[/u]
Geno did a little better this week after not impressing me at all last week. But here is my question, how did Geno do SO well against Ace, but LOSE to Jade handily? Is Jade better than the PCW World Champion? Time will tell. That's a match I would love to see. But back to the point at hand. Geno did well tonight but still came up short. Ace Anderson once again showed me he is a dominator and can pull a match out of a hat at any point in the match despite all the moves and damage he has taken up to that point.
Anti-Emokid Saints promo[/u]
Joke or Serious? I can't tell. These three apparently have a problem with scene kids. That's understandable, no one likes a poser. But to devote your time and effort to rid the world of these people is a lost cause. There will forever be bad music. There will forever be kids listening to and idolizing Simple Plan and Fall Out Boy. These are inevitabilities. Once you realize that and move on you'll be better off for it.
Match 4 | International Championship Ladder Match | Grimm {Champion} vs. "Mr. Showtime" Mikey Wryght[/u]
What a match. Match of the night in my opinion. Well I've not seen them all yet, but I for sure right now am placing these two at the top of my rankings. The broken ladder Senton Bomb spot was probably going to be the Unclaimed Angel's Moment of the Night. That was HUGE. Great, Great Match.
Match 5 | Non-Title Six-Person Tag Team Match | Nightmare 2 Society vs. Lantlas, The Prophet, & Blade Lionheart[/u]
Another huge PPV match. Elf boy and Blade made one hell of a pick taking Prophet to be on their team to take on the leg fetish team of ZZ Top... errr... Nightmare 2 Society. Nightmare 2 Society is goinng to have to think about getting a NEW fetish. Perhaps winning would be a good fetish. Cause seriously, so far, N2S has N2Sucked. Here it was, a PPV main event, and you guys couldn't get the job done. Some 'Nightmare', seemed more like a regular dream to me. Oh well, next time I guess... but for now... Lantlas, Prophet and Blade make the better team.
Unclaimed Hostile Takeover Rankings[/size]
#1 Grimm
#2 'Showtime' Mikey Wryght
#3 Ace Anderson
#4 Lantlas, Prophet, Blade Lionheart
#5 Jade
#6 Non Compos Mentis
#7 Pegasus
#8 Geno
#9 Nightmare 2 Society
#10 The Byrd
#11 Benjamin Banks
#12 Brian 'Atlas' McNight
So the moral of the story is PCW PPV's rock. I can't wait for the next one either. It's going to be awesome. Until then I will weed through Trauma shows of lesser caliber. But don't take that to mean I don't like them. Cause of the Trauma and PPV I've seen it goes PPV {10}, Trauma {9.5}. Til next time I'm 'The Unclaimed Angel' Ian Brody. Stay safe and listen to more Further Seems Forever.
