Post by Barry Kemp on Jul 12, 2012 14:07:22 GMT -5
I'm in NO mood for smalltalk. I'm 'The Unclaimed Angel' Ian Brody and I'm better than you. Read this and marvel at how much more knowledgable I am than you. You're mad now, suck it up. I'm cool, you're not. Read and shut up.
Sunday, April 25, 2006
Live on E! from the Pure Class Arena in Greenville, South Carolina
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Beginning...
The Carolina Panthers are in the building. Woot Woot! Who knew a bunch of guys who push each other around all day and call it a sport would enjoy... a bunch of guys who push each other around all day and call it a sport. Surprising ain't it. Anyways, what a great group of players were at the arena. Jake Delhomme, Steve Smith, Keyshawn Johnson and... Jordan Gross? Hooray for the Tackle. Could have done without knowning a worthless tool player was there. At least the other three have a direct impact on the game, that's why we know their names, but Jordan Gross? Anyways, great start to the show. You could see that the arena was hyped for Trauma as the roof almost blew off.
Match 1 | Debut Match | Kyle Time versus Anthony O. Stewart[/u]
What a match. We have power on one side as Anthony O used his power and MMA background to take it to Kyle. Then on the other side we have the speed and agility of [Kyle Time running around and taking quick hits to Anthony O trying to wear him down. These two went back and forth for a long time. It was looking like the end of this match was going to be very entertaining. But what the hell happens, the curse of being the opening match ruins what might have been one of the best of the night. A time limit draw for Kyle Time and Anthony O. Stewart in their first matches respectively to PCW. I understand protocol, but come on. As they say in basketball 'Let the kids play'. At least we get to see a rematch this week with a little Byrd thrown in. I will definitely be looking forward to that one.
Anthony Douglas Speaks Out[/u]
Anthony, you might have just done the smartest thing of your career. You have a mark on your back from your time in Nightmare 2 Society. People hate you, they want you taken out. And it's all because of the mis-leadership of your supposed friend Jason Willard. Now you seem like you're ready to move on and burn some bridges and move into uncharted territory, but even that looks a little better than the crappy direction you were going after that embarrassing loss to Elfboy, The Prophet and that Lion guy. Smart thinking leaving N2S.
Match 2 | Genesis Rules Handicap Match | 2 Guys versus American Nightmare[/u]
Wait... wait... wait. 2 Guys were awarded that match! You gotta be kidding me. No serious... this is a joke right. They didn't even get one offensive move in to my knowledge. American Nightmare, like him or not, owned them in this match and made a big point to show that he is still the man to mess with in PCW, even if Anthony Douglas wanted to blame him for losing the main event of Hostile Takeover. 2 Guys won... wow. What a dissappointment. American Nightmare gets my highest honor {for now} for his hard work and great match and horrible screwing.
Match 3 | Singles Match | Jade versus 'Wolverine' Anthony Douglas[/u]
American Nightmare might still actually be on Anthony Douglas team. He comes down to attack Anthony Douglas, he attacks Anthony Douglas and SOMEHOW Jade loses the match. It's a miracle to me sometimes how some people can get so screwed by the actions of other against others that don't even affect them. I hope that made sense. Either way, I say Jade got screwed in that one. I feel for you Jade.
Amercian Nightmare versus Anthony Douglas brawl[/u]
This is a fued or fight I look forward to seeing in the future. I know I dog on N2S the most ever, but after that fight in which American Nightmare got screwed tonight. I would really like to see him shut Anthony Douglas up. Anthony Douglas reminds me of a guy on a football team that denies the fact that his play was a part of the reason they went winless all season. If you are in the group, you are a part of the problem. Anthony Douglas sucked along with N2S and doesn't want to own up to it. So it's time that American Nightmare show Anthony that he was the reason that N2S sucked and that now that he is gone, they are about to turn the corner.
Match 4 | Genesis Rules Match | Pegasus versus Brian 'Atlas' McNight[/u]
I'm sorry, but there is no reason some sorry ass referee should ever be allowed to cause a wrestler a loss. We all know that Pegasus was about ready to finish off McNight with his 'Leap of Faith' off the top rope. But of course the 'accidental' trip by Eddie dropped him off the top rope. From there Pegasus couldn't recover and lost the match. Now I know Brian was dominating for most of it and did deserve to win the match, but this win is tainted. But of course, 'Atlas' would never admit that. In his mind, he owned Pegasus just like he said he would. But I know the truth, Brian 'Atlas' McNight will do whatever it takes for the win, and will pretend it was a clean win no matter what. Wake up from your dream world man, or maybe I'll wake you up myself.
TV Anarchy Segment[/u]
Retirement? I smell a work here. There is no way in hell I believe this for one second, although it should happen. This guy loses more times in PCW than Ken Shamrock loses in UFC. He's washed up I tell you. And if this really isn't a work, I feel sorry for him. Don't taint your already tainted career anymore than you already have. Anyways, Byrd gets a free win... unless of course this work ends in the match right after the segment announcing the retirement... but I doubt it. We'll see.
Match 5 | Genesis Rules Match | 'Anarchist' Jason Willard versus The Byrd[/u]
Byrd came to the ring expecting to actually have a fight, not a lay down and he got the exact opposite. A chair shot and a beating, the likes of which it's hard to remember last seeing. Byrd seems like a good enough guy, he doesn't deserve what happened. In fact, he just wanted to put on a good fight for the fans and I commend that. But I denounce Loco from the start. This guy is dispicable, just like his tag team partner Jason Willard. I called the work from the very start. A retirement? Yeah right, this guy is a glutton for punishment. And with all the enemies he's making, him and Loco are definitely in for some punishment in the coming weeks. Poor Byrd. You know what, Byrd gets my number one spot for the week for his troubles. Oh and 2 Guys {Jackle & Menace} this should be a lesson to you, don't stick your nose in business you really shouldn't. Minus points for you two.
Match 6 | Triple Threat Match | The Prophet versus Blade Lionheart versus 'The One & Only' Geno {w/ Al Laiman}[/u]
So 'Tha Unholy Alliance' decides to show their face out near the ring again. This time costing a personal favorite of mine, Prophet, his match. Blade Lionheart, I'm not even going to tell you again how much I hate it when matches end in roll-ups. So this one gets a big 10 on the dissappointment radar this week. I mean come on, how many of this weeks matches really are going to end in legitimate finisher and pin combinations. Not many so far, cause seriously that's what everyone and I want to see. So so far, Trauma has not lived up to the past two shows and most especially Trauma [42]. Geno... nice job sucking AGAIN. Show me something, cause I'm not seeing much from you.
Dan Ellis... err... Non Compos Mentis Interview[/u]
I like Dan Ellis. This guy looks tough. He looks like a fighter and I am intrigued by this 'Hybrid' style wrestling he's speaking of. Now I could have done without hearing Non Compos Mentis flap his gums about this and that and everything inbetween. Ask anyone after they re-win a title. They'll all say the same thing. "I'm not the same man as I was before". Sssuuurrrreeeee buddddyyyyy. You are the same guy as before and you will lose the title just like before eventually. That's just the order of things. And from the look on Dan Ellis face, he looks like he'd like to give NCM a run for his money. And he definitely has my blessing.
Match 7 | Non-Title Tag Team Match
Grimm & 'Unbreakable' Benjamin Banks versus Non Compos Mentis & 'Mr. Showtime' Mikey Wryght[/u]
Mikey Wryght in a mask huh? Nothing wrong with his face? Ha, you could have fooled me. He definitely looked like he had been put through a tree crusher once or twice. But I guess the distraction of his exposed face and whoever Perfection is was enough for him to get the pinfall over the battered and destroyed Benjamin Banks. And what did I tell you about Dan Ellis. I knew that he would come out. I knew that he would destroy NCM if given the chance. Sure NCM won the match, but that wasn't much his doing. I need to make a shirt 'Gay for Dan Ellis'. Grimm... good effort, but it just wasn't enough.
Match 8 | Non-Title Singles Match | Lantlas versus Ace Anderson[/u]
Ace Anderson and Lantlas put on a wrestling clinic. This was easily the BEST match of the night. I am glad that the main event was the only REAL match of the night. Cause if we got to the main event and a no interference, pinfall victory match hadn't occurred one or more times, I was going to be very upset. But the match was great and Elfboy actually did something good. I was impressed, but don't take that to mean I like you Elfboy. Ace Anderson, you can take it anyway you want cause each and every week you have been solid and that's what it's all about. But what the hell is this, couldn't we just end on that note? NOOOOOooooo.... Tha Unholy Alliance[/i] is shoved down our throats once again.
Post-Main Event Drama[/u]
Great, even Elfboy doesn't deserve to be disrespected by these jerkoffs. But it looks like after a thirty minutes match, he's not going to be able to do much about it. But then out of nowhere comes Prophet for the save. Finally some redemption from earler. Prophet deserved to beat Blade and Geno, but no... freaking N2S thinks they own PCW and ruin things once again. There is redemption in wrestling and it must suck to be fooled and made to look like idiots like Loco and Willard did.
Unclaimed Trauma [43] Rankings[/size]
#1 The Byrd
#2 Ace Anderson
#3 Lantlas
#4 American Nightmare
#4 'Mr. Showtime' Mikey Wryght & Non Compos Mentis
#6 Kyle Time
#7 Anthony O. Stewart
#8 Blade Lionheart
#9 Brian 'Atlas' McNight
#10 The Prophet
#11 Jade
#12 Pegasus
#13 Tha Unholy Alliance
#14 'Wolverine' Anthony Douglas
#15 Geno {w/ Al Laiman}
#16 2 Guys
And just like I started this Diagnosis, I'm even more pissed now. That show oysters with very little pearls. Brody Out!
