Post by A Ghost in the Wind on Dec 21, 2012 18:36:12 GMT -5
PCW OOC Gag Awards
[/b][/u][/center]The following awards were meant for fun, and are not a total representation of what Management or other handlers actually think about you. Then again, it may be a total representation of what Management or other handlers actually think about you. These awards aren't meant to be taken to heart, so please do not cry if you win one.
...There's no crying in eWrestling....
Most Confused OOCer: Madman
Icemann Commentary: Despite my campaigning, Danny, the handler of El Musculo, was unable to win this award (although he did come in second-place). Madman, the handler of Darren Hughes, should be honored to win this award, with no campaigning necessary.
Most Likely to Have Cyber-Sex: Tom
Icemann Commentary: Once again, Tom is the most likely to have sex via Internet penetration. I am not surprised. If Tom had a girlfriend, I'd assume this is how it would go...
...props to the Grimm cameo. Oh, by the way, Tom also received a vote that he would have cyber sex with Rick. I totally believe it. Because they're totally into bro love.
Biggest Gun Award: Madman
Icemann Commentary: I won't even lie, I didn't quite understand this award either. But it doesn't matter, because Madman won. That's scary to think about...a mad man is winning an award for having the biggest gun. Spooky.
Most Likely to Become a Stalker: Jeremy
Icemann Commentary: Jeremy dominated this award. He showed it his power. Kris, Justin, and Drew also received votes for this award. Jeremy, stay out of my windows!
Best Zombie Award: Roy
Icemann Commentary: I was kind of amused to see Roy win here. RIP buddy.
Best Singing Voice: Luis
Icemann Commentary: This was too close. How dare it be even that close. Have you all not heard me sing? Do I have to break out in tune? I can. I won't, but oh how I can. Others to receive votes were Dustin, Kris, Chris, Lex, and Nate. But I received the most. Because I sing like an angel.
Best Entrance Music: “Come Little Children” by Katethegreat19 {Q}
Icemann Commentary: I personally voted for this song, and I wasn't the only one, seeing as this creepy ass little song won Best Entrance Music.
Q is a weird, weird, little man.
Favorite Roleplay: "Ghosts of the Past” by Nacho Grande
Icemann Commentary: Well color-me-surprised. Not that Nacho won, because we all know he has the capabilities to do so, but that I was considered for this award. I lied. I wasn't considered for this award. No one voted for me. Woe is me. But I voted for Nacho, and look at that, he won. Nice stuff. Ghosts of the Past was a great rp. Nicely done, Nacho.
Oh, and before I forget, Grimm received votes for three different rps. Nate was the only person to have received votes for multiple rps. Also receiving votes were Shannon, Tyler, Drew, Rick, and Madman.
Favorite Event Graphic: Return to Glory IV
Icemann Commentary: And Justin wins another award for graphics for his Return to Glory IV banner.
Justin is usually the king of event graphics, but I can see him getting some major competition in 2013.
Most Likely to Vote for Themselves in Every Category if Allowed: Dustin
Icemann Commentary: Dustin and Tom seem to have swapped awards this time around (not to be confused with the spit they swap frequently). Last time out, Dustin won Post-Whore, but Tom won this award. Now, this time Dustin wins this award and Tom wins Post-Whore. I smell conspiracy. Side-note, without actually going back to count them, I believe the person to have voted for himself for these here Iceys were Tyrone Smith. And as always, if you vote for yourself, it doesn't count.
Handler Most Likely To Sandbag: Rick
Icemann Commentary: While rocking all kinds of socks and becoming the PCW MVP for the second-consecutive-time in a row, Rick also won the Most Likely to Sandbag award for the third out of four tries. Good for you, Rick. You continue to be an inspiration to sandbaggers everywhere!
Best Beard Award: Nate
Icemann Commentary: Can someone knock off Nate as the Best Beard award winner? Please? As much as Nate has a sweet beard, he has dominated this award like crazy. I mean, I understand it. Just look at it!:
But let's consider some of our other bearded friends...
Tom
Luis
Drew
Dustin
Eira
Let's give Nate some competition! Eira already has a good start, receiving a vote during this shindig.
Biggest Ass-Kisser: Rick
Icemann Commentary: Jesse came in a very close second, but I think I know why Rick wins this award...all that mule kissing he does. Especially with Tom. When Tom decides to be a mule.[/color]
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Most Metal Handler: Roy
Icemann Commentary: Roy wasn't even eligible to win this award, yet he won it by 60%. Next time out, this award is being renamed the Heavy Metal Award of Excellence. Rock on Roy. Wherever you may be.
Handler Most Likely to Disappear: Jesse
Icemann Commentary: I think Jesse Joint won this award probably because he already has disappeared on us once. I hope he decides not to do that again. Coming in a close second was Madman, because, well, if I had to guess, it's because he hasn't had the greatest start to PCW. But I think he's coming along now.
Most Provocative Handler: Madman
Icemann Commentary: This was a tight race. Madman won with 29% of the vote. But Kris, Tom, and Dustin all had 21% each. The other 8% went to Jimmy.
Most Overrated: Tom
Icemann Commentary: I always battle myself whether I want to include this award or not, but I'm happy I did. For someone to have been awarded a Hall of Fame spot, and to have won the North American, International, and World Championships, Tom also wins the Most Overrated award, proving that even when you're liked and a winner, you can still be overrated. If I was to rate Tom (LoKi), as an official roster rating, I'd give him a 88. What would you guys give him?
Best Avatar or Banner: MONROE
Icemann Commentary: No one specified which graphic won here, but it doesn't really matter. MONROE wins this award for the second-consecutive-time. And here are his graphics...