Post by Deleted on Dec 21, 2012 22:46:23 GMT -5
Wimmin
'Rarely is the question asked: Is our children learning?'
-George W. Bush
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Diego: "What the...FUCK is this?"
Diego extend his hand which contained his laptop. I should've known what this was about, but I pretended to play dumb. Looking clueless, I put my pudgy finger over my mouth and waited for Diego to continue. When I saw that he had the search history up, I knew that I was guilty as charged. Guilty as fucking charged. Sitting on my rocking chair, devouring Christmas cookies after a long day of being Santa Clause and getting ready to be the Genesis Champion.
Me: "Uhm...I don't know, man that's weird..."
Diego: "Bullshit you don't know! It says Eira nude, and Eira porn! What the fuck are you doing? You wanna fuck your opponent?"
I'll be the first to admit it, I kind of had a crush on my opponent, Eira. She had all the right curves in all the right places, and, was pale white. Two things that I loved on women, she had. She's stunning, and I couldn't manage to harm that pretty face, even for the Genesis title. But I know it must be done, for the good of 'Murica! To defeat the communists! To destroy the liberals! But how could I do such a horrid act such as that? I hope that one day Eira and myself could have children. White, fat, 'Murican children. However, Eira doesn't think I like children, in fact, she's disgusted with me, she for some reason thinks that child didn't have the ass whoopin' coming.
Well I'll tell you what. Look at him, he was begging for a beatdown. Credit to him though, he had a jaw of steel, it actually hurt my hand to hit him, that's why I didn't look as crisp against Usali "Baby-Eater" Bassilisk. Yet, I overcame the odds, and defeated the masked immigrant fiend. And yet, Eira didn't fall into my arms, no, she only resented me more. All I want to do is impress her, make her love me, make her want to be my boo thang!
Diego: "This type of shit really objectifies women..."
Areas: "Oh shut the fuck up! Are you goddamn serious? Don't be one of them liberal pube eaters..."
I fear for Diego, where would he be without my guidance? Where would he be without me taking him in and sheltering him? I don't know where, I truly don't. I fear for the poor boy. Just like I fear for Eira, just because I think she's a cutie doesn't mean I'm going to go easy on her. Granted, I'll try to get a kiss after the match, but that is way beyond the point.
You see, when Eira said she wanted to beat me, torture me and make me suffer. You know, 'punish' me; that made me think one of two things. She either: A) has a kinky mind and totally wants to fuck me (most probable); or B) really must hate my guts. But when she called me bigoted, I realized that she was trying to be humorous, cuz I'm 'Murican, and 'Muricans can't be bigoted. We fight against the bigots! We just get the oil afterwards!
So obviously she was joking, or very ignorant about the ways of the world. Which in that case, I'll have to teach her how the world works...you know, in between some of our love sessions. But seriously, I didn't know she liked big boys, or that she was that kinky. All I know, is no matter who gets punished, we all win...god bless 'Murica!
'Rarely is the question asked: Is our children learning?'
-George W. Bush
--
Diego: "What the...FUCK is this?"
Diego extend his hand which contained his laptop. I should've known what this was about, but I pretended to play dumb. Looking clueless, I put my pudgy finger over my mouth and waited for Diego to continue. When I saw that he had the search history up, I knew that I was guilty as charged. Guilty as fucking charged. Sitting on my rocking chair, devouring Christmas cookies after a long day of being Santa Clause and getting ready to be the Genesis Champion.
Me: "Uhm...I don't know, man that's weird..."
Diego: "Bullshit you don't know! It says Eira nude, and Eira porn! What the fuck are you doing? You wanna fuck your opponent?"
I'll be the first to admit it, I kind of had a crush on my opponent, Eira. She had all the right curves in all the right places, and, was pale white. Two things that I loved on women, she had. She's stunning, and I couldn't manage to harm that pretty face, even for the Genesis title. But I know it must be done, for the good of 'Murica! To defeat the communists! To destroy the liberals! But how could I do such a horrid act such as that? I hope that one day Eira and myself could have children. White, fat, 'Murican children. However, Eira doesn't think I like children, in fact, she's disgusted with me, she for some reason thinks that child didn't have the ass whoopin' coming.
Well I'll tell you what. Look at him, he was begging for a beatdown. Credit to him though, he had a jaw of steel, it actually hurt my hand to hit him, that's why I didn't look as crisp against Usali "Baby-Eater" Bassilisk. Yet, I overcame the odds, and defeated the masked immigrant fiend. And yet, Eira didn't fall into my arms, no, she only resented me more. All I want to do is impress her, make her love me, make her want to be my boo thang!
Diego: "This type of shit really objectifies women..."
Areas: "Oh shut the fuck up! Are you goddamn serious? Don't be one of them liberal pube eaters..."
I fear for Diego, where would he be without my guidance? Where would he be without me taking him in and sheltering him? I don't know where, I truly don't. I fear for the poor boy. Just like I fear for Eira, just because I think she's a cutie doesn't mean I'm going to go easy on her. Granted, I'll try to get a kiss after the match, but that is way beyond the point.
You see, when Eira said she wanted to beat me, torture me and make me suffer. You know, 'punish' me; that made me think one of two things. She either: A) has a kinky mind and totally wants to fuck me (most probable); or B) really must hate my guts. But when she called me bigoted, I realized that she was trying to be humorous, cuz I'm 'Murican, and 'Muricans can't be bigoted. We fight against the bigots! We just get the oil afterwards!
So obviously she was joking, or very ignorant about the ways of the world. Which in that case, I'll have to teach her how the world works...you know, in between some of our love sessions. But seriously, I didn't know she liked big boys, or that she was that kinky. All I know, is no matter who gets punished, we all win...god bless 'Murica!