Post by A Ghost in the Wind on Dec 31, 2013 18:51:19 GMT -5
PCW OOC Gag Awards
The following awards were meant for fun, and are not a total representation of what Management or other handlers actually think about you. Then again it may be a complete, accurate, total representation of what Management and/or other handlers actually think about you. These awards aren't meant to be taken to heart, so please do not cry if you win one and, more importantly, don’t cry if you lose either.
...There's no crying in eWrestling....
Most Anti-Social: Brandon
Bossman's Commentary: The handler of Arica “Trouble” Lewitt, “Brandon” (if that's even your real name!), wins the first ever Most Anti-Social Gag Award. I don't know if that's a good thing or not, but hey, as long as you keep hanging in there, kitty, we're nothing but happy. But if you ever want to, ya know, hang-out with us, you're more than welcome to. One of us!
Other Nominees: Justin; AD; Rick1; Rick2
Most Confused Handler: DanUno
Bossman's Commentary: DanUno, better known as Dan1, or previously known as Daniel, wins Most Confused OOCer (excuse me, for I renamed it Most Confused Handler because I got it like that). It could be because his character is Crazy Boy, and usually, but not always, those who are crazy, and especially those who are crazy and boys, they often suffer from some sort of confusion. But, it could also be because he often forgets deadlines and vacation dates and the like. Or something completely unrelated and that'll remain a mystery for years to come. Who knows? Not CB, that's for sure!
Other Nominees: Another Justin; Mel
Most Likely to Have Cyber-Sex: Kris & Shannon
Bossman's Commentary: As you can see, there were a lot of people nominated, and you should all give yourselves a hand if you aren't too busy self-pleasuring. But when the jizz all dries us, and the stiff competition patters out, the only two that could possibly remain there panting have to be Kris and Shannon. And that's why they won the award. And you have to know that with their talent as writers, their sessions can go...all...night...long. Alllright.
Other Nominees: Tom; Mel; Jesse; Tom & Rick; Dustin & Jesse
Most Likely to Become a Stalker: Jesse
Bossman's Commentary: Jesse wins the award for Most Likely to Become Kris's Stalker, as she's the only she pie in the whole fed at the moment. I think. Maybe? I don't know, ask “Brandon” (if that's his real name). See what you did Jesse? You, like Mel, made this all about Kris, again! Way to go, buddy!
Other Nominees: Mel (because I guess he's the only one as creepy as Jesse? I don't have an anson for this type of Question).
Most Likely to Use Recreational Drugs: AJ
Bossman's Commentary: Surprisingly, while I knew AJ (Freebooters) had a good chance of winning (since he's a pirate and a viking and both but neither and a father to boot), I would have bet Pegasus's first-born that Dustin would have won this. And while he got an honorable mention (as did Drew, myself, and Travis “JT” TJ), Dustin not winning this one is a bit shocking. But maybe if he returned from LOA and stopped being a paper lumberjack, he might have proved that he deserved this award instead of a guy who isn't even the Original Justin. Pfft. Love you, Tide (not really, but maybe?).
Other Nominees: Drew; Luis; TJ; Dustin; Not Jesse (see what parenthood does to you? It makes you lose votes for things you would have been a favorite of winning before)
Best Singing Voice: Luis
Bossman's Commentary: Of course I was going to win. I mean, have you even watched this?
I'm amazing. And yes, I know Fall comes after Summer, but I lived in NC, and Summer pretty much turns into Fall at Christmas time, so...or something like that. This was years ago. Leave me alone and enjoy the tunes. Dedicated to my sister. When she wasn't such a douche. Still love her though.
Oh, and next award season, we'll definitely be having an audition thread. Awesome, right? It's totally my idea and not Rick's. Not at all.
Other Nominees: Rick1 (because I couldn't vote for myself)
Best Entrance Music: “Dream Song” by Ministry {Grimm}
Bossman's Commentary: Nate wins. Yay. Because if that guy needs one thing, it's ego boosting. I mean, what did he win this time around? Most Respected...Best Rper...Most Likely to go Black and not come back...Lindsay Lohan Lookalike winner...the accolades go on and on. Just chock up another victory for the Bearded Butcher of Hangtown.
Other Nominees: Murdoc; Skylar Marshall; Rick Majors; Q (whose theme wasn't even remembered- he just got the vote)
Favorite Roleplay: “Victory?” by Rick Majors {Rick2}
Bossman's Commentary: It was a great rp. End.
Other Nominees: Nate; AD; Q; Dustin
Favorite Event Graphic: Deadly Intentions IV
Bossman's Commentary: EDIT: This hyped up Rick2 as winning[, buuut, I was wrong and it actually was Kyle who told Justin to suck it.br]
Other Nominees: Game Over 3
Most Likely to Vote for Themselves in Every Category if Allowed: Justin
Bossman's Commentary: Alright, allow me to explain…many people think that Justin thinks high of himself. But that's far from the case. Justin is actually an alien. That's right, I said it. An alien. Don't believe me? Well, look into the facts yourself:
*He loves the color orange to an unhealthy level, but that's just a ploy to cover up that he's really a green spaceman.
*You never see Justin and Scientologists in the same place at the same time...because they're all boarding the Mothership.
*Justin's “profession” deals with web administration...essentially coding. Justin uses codes to hide his alien intelligence.
*He is nicknamed Stormm...and that's because he uses the storms to cover up when he has to travel into space.
Sorry folks, but your beloved Stormm is an alien. You've read it here first.
Other Nominees: JT (who may also be known as Travis); Dustin (who failed to submit any votes, the jerk); Kris (who, while having two characters, didn't vote for herself once)
Handler Most Likely To Sandbag: Another Justin
Bossman's Commentary: AJ comes in and steals another victory. This one should have been RickEin's. He works very hard to sandbag with the best of them (but almost always shows up), and has Mastered the Art of Sandbagging. I guess AJ, being one of Rick's proteges did enough to prove he's really the Sandiest One in all of PCW. I guess him having two characters really did help him out. He had double the chances to win.
Other Nominees: Mike; Shannon; RickUno; Dustin (who isn't even active right now)...screw it, 3/4ths of the Fed.
Handler Most Likely To Post First: Nate
Bossman's Commentary: Nate wins another award? THIS MOTHER FUCKER! You better not win another one. I swear.
Other Nominees: Jesse; AD
The Grimm Gingerbeard Award for Best Beard: Nate
Bossman's Commentary: WHAT?! AGAIN!
*FAINTS*
...Nate was disqualified at the last Icey's from winning the Best Beard Award, but I didn't say he was disqualified from winning The Grimm Gingerbeard Award for Best Beard. Swerve! Best. Storyline. Continuity. Ever. Or best way to cover own ass. Your call. Anyway, Nate wins again. Whoop-dee-doo. Fuck you, Nate. Fuck you in that sweet, suculant, red wool of mammoth cockhood. *Ahem* Excuse me. Wooo. *Fans Self.* Nothing to see here. Nothing to see here but some sweet beards that is...
(Nate, as Grimm with his sister Ruth)
Drew (with all kinds of manliness)
Dustin (And, once again, I kept this one because I like to laugh at Dustin wearing wigs)
Mike (and his bear)
Luis (Taken only moments ago for your viewing pleasure. And yes, there's nothing under that robe, grooowwwlll)
Kris (on vacation and using her real name)
Justin (In his alien form)
Congrats go out to the Gingerbeard himself for winning.
Other Nominees: Justin (selfies); Shannon (whose photo I subbed for Kris's inclusion); Drew; Mike; (And I'm Adding Myself Here So I can Win the Most Likely to Vote for Himself Award) Luis
Biggest Ass-Kisser: Mel
Bossman's Commentary: Mel is no longer active, handling in another fed, relieved himself of mule responsibilities, but managed to do just enough ass-kissing to win this award for the second-time in a row. Mel, kudos man. Even though I'm not 100% sure on the reason you've taken your LOA, when you have the time to come back, please do. (Maybe I can win this award next year.)
Other Nominees: Jesse (this guy's still getting votes); Justin; Travis (who also maybe known as JT)
Heavy Metal Award of Excellence: AD
Bossman's Commentary: Now with Roy deceased and ressurected and doing his Godlike things, someone had to step up and win the award. It wasn't like Kris was going to win it. She already proved to not be bionic enough to win the award for a second-time in a row. Kris, what happened? You should have been a contender. Oh, you did receive votes. Nevermind then. Nothing to see. Especially not Andy D.
Other Nominees: Roy (who placed second in votes); Shannon; AJ; Kris (who may very well be cursed by Roy); Nate; Mel
Handler Most Likely to Disappear: Q
Bossman's Commentary: Q's magic from the last Iceys seem to still be working, since he not only won this award for the second-time-in-a-row, but is currently inactive. Or one would assume. Maybe he's not inactive and Nathan Saniti turned him invisible with that messed up hat of his. Or maybe, just maybe, Q used HIS sorcery powers to turn himself invisible AND mess up Saniti's hat. Oh that Q. What a sneaky, sneaky fellow.
Other Nominees: Shannon; Tyler Hendrix (whose OOC name I'm too lazy to look up right now- come back to us, please?); David (who is Prince Mephisto; which I had to look up I admit); Kyle (who is Tyler Hendrix. I felt guilty and had to look it up, ok?); Mel; RickSingular
Most Likely to Become a Serial Killer: AD
Bossman's Commentary: I'm going to quote one voter and leave it at that, “It's always the ones you least suspect.”
Other Nominees: Jesse; Dustin; Mel
Most Provocative Handler: JTravis
Bossman's Commentary: If I said something witty to say, I wouldn't insert it here, as none of what I have been writing has been witty to begin with. That being said, I don't really know Trav and couldn't tell you why he was so Provocative. It was probably his moves like Jagger though. Probably.
Other Nominees: Dustin; Justin; Josh (and my daughter was quick to point out the pattern, can you?)
Most Overrated: Tom
Bossman's Commentary: I don't know if Tom won this one because of disappointment in his random disappearing after he received the “promotion” he had been requesting since PCW opened or if he really is overrated as a writer. That is not my decision to decipher. I'll let you come to your own conclusions on that.
Other Nominees: Kris (or Eira specifically); Brandon; Justin; Rick's Twin Brother
Biggest Disappointment: Mr. Tickles
Bossman's Commentary: In an interesting twist, Mr. Tickles (who had another character in PCW that also disappeared- you can try and figure out who it was yourself) was popular enough during his initial debut vignettes that people were utterly disappointed that he never showed up. And you know what, I was intrigued by the character too and was looking forward to his debut...it kind of sucks he just kind of, disappeared, but what can ya do? Them the breaks.
Other Nominees: JT; Drew (I personally wouldn't say he was a disappointment, just that he went out disappointingly); Tom (who had the second-most votes.); Travis; Kyle (though, I'm not even sure if he's active or not)
Best Avatar or Banner: Rick Majors
Bossman's Commentary: Hey Justin, Rick Majors says suck it. Rick (don't call me Fake) wins. (He actually didn't tell me not to call him Fake, but I figured he might think it. Maybe he won't though. I didn't. Til now.)
Oh, and this will wrap up this edition of The Gag Awards (except for the little text I’m writing under this message here, because I was too uncreative to change it up).
Other Nominees: Justin (loser); Ace Anderson