Post by A Ghost in the Wind on Jul 15, 2014 13:45:32 GMT -5
PCW OOC GAG Awards
The following awards were meant for fun, and are not a total representation of what Management or other handlers actually think about you. Then again it may be a complete, accurate, total representation of what Management and/or other handlers actually think about you. These awards aren't meant to be taken to heart, so please do not cry if you win one and, more importantly, don’t cry if you lose either.
...There's no crying in eWrestling....
Bossman's Commentary: So Nate wins Most Antisocial. I can see it. While Nate is ranked in the Top 10 of total post count, considering he's been around since the beginning of time, you'd think he'd have more than that by now. But no, Nate wants to be a high-functioning murderous sociopath. I guess that's bound to happen when you hang out in Hangtown.
Other Nominees: Gem; Sapphire; Eden; Stormm
Most Confused Handler:
Stacy Jones via 33%
Stacy Jones via 33%
Bossman's Commentary: I wonder what has caused Stacy to win the Most Confused Handler award. Could it be due to us not knowing if "Stacy" is even her real name? Is it because she seeks lotion boys on the regular? Is it because she's...I got nothing. I'm confused as to why she won it, but I'm sure she deserves it. I got it! Is it because she's a female and until recently there were none except Kris. Is it confusing that she's a woman? Is that it?
Other Nominees: Pieman; N. Saniti; Derek; Mel; Stormm
Bossman's Commentary: Going forward, the top-two vote getters will be paired together as Most Likely to Have Cyber-Sex. And lo and behold, it's Justin and Kris. The love that these two share for each other is infinite. Kris enjoys Justin's upper-middle-class-whiteboy persona, while Justin loves Kris's fire and brimestone. These two are like the yin-yangs on the tag titles, and you can only imagine their steamy net sessions. Ow ow ow.
Other Nominees: Tom; Shannon; Jesse; Stacy; Dustin; Jeremy; NCM
Bossman's Commentary: Even now as a daddy, Jesse's still a stalker. Creepy. I guess Jesse will be forever sick.
Other Nominees: Pieman; Dustin; Derek; Crazy Boy; Mel; Tom; Stacy
Bossman's Commentary: The Prophecy stated that if Dustin would return to PCW and stop being a paper lumberjack, that'd he'd win this award. ...6 months later, Dustin achieves his destiny by becoming the Most Likely to Use Recreational Drugs. I bet he celebrates with all kind of mind-altering substances. ...Like a Saniti RP.
Other Nominees: Jesse; N. Saniti; Kris; Shannon
Bossman's Commentary: There was never a doubt who'd win this award...since Rick (Non Compos Mentis) never created the competition thread that would have rivaled American Idol, The Voice, and Rising Star. I was impressed that the only other vote-getters were The Most Antisocial and two women. Scoff. Click the link for a classic.
Yup. Freestyled. Mostly. One take. iPhone voice memo app. I'm a beast. (I can ACTUALLY sing this song, but I chose to have fun with it. Vote for me?)
Other Nominees: Kris; Gem; Nate
Favorite Roleplay:
Any Before the RP Deadline via 42%
Any Before the RP Deadline via 42%
Bossman's Commentary: There were a couple of opinions but it all added up to the same thing- if you RP, we're gonna like it. So make sure you RP. Also, shout-out to Kris (Eira) who actually received 42% of the vote, just not for the same rp. And Gem, good job. Your debut got some love too.
Other Nominees: Kris; Gem
Bossman's Commentary: Our version of WrestleMania didn't disappoint from a results standpoint, but everyone seems to love the banner too. I think it was because of the lack of orange.
Other Nominees: Game Over 3
Bossman's Commentary: Dustin wins because he's a filthy self-promoter. Luis, Simon, and Stacy really need to kiss their own ass more. Learn from Dustin. ...Writing that was almost as disturbing as seeing a man in a ninja turtle outfit be burned alive.
NO!
Other Nominees: Luis; Stacy; Pieman
Bossman's Commentary: The Sandbagging Penalty is called the, "LoKi Rule" for a reason. Shout-out to our DWO, AWO, and World Champ getting votes too.
Other Nominees: Kris; Shannon; Dustin
Bossman's Commentary: Gem has certainly found a slew of supporters since she's joined the community. She has been a great pick-up for us, and, while she has social skills bordering Nate-levels, she seems to always be posting first on the RP Boards. I am not one to complain about that.
Other Nominees: Luis; Nate; AD
Bossman's Commentary: I think Justin's innovative way of growing a beard helped him dethrone the old king. Long live the new king? I got it, Justin used his superior alien technology to grow a beard. Got it. Let's look at the champ and the nominees...
Justin (The Champ is Here)
Nate (The former Beard King in all his glory)
Shannon (Who made a last minute effort to win.)
Dustin (I refuse to change this pic.)
Kris (Nice cut.)
Jesse (Needs work, kid.)
Other Nominees: Jesse; Kris; Tom; Shannon; Dustin; Nate
Bossman's Commentary: I don't know how I feel about the Pieman being the biggest ass-kisser. There's has to be a benefit...hmm, I got it!- your booty would smell like whatever pie Simon just ate. Enjoy!
Other Nominees: Jesse; Derek; NCM
Bossman's Commentary:
Other Nominees: Kris; Derek; Crazy Boy; Roy; N. Saniti
Bossman's Commentary: I don't know how I feel about you guys voting our HoCD Director of Wrestling Operations as Most Likely to Disappear. That shit is scary. Shannon, don't make it happen. Don't do it, brotha. Not again. Also, how in the Blue Moon did Damien Belmont receive votes? *stommface*
Other Nominees: Eden; Damien Belmont; Freebooters; Mel; Josh; Crazy Boy; Sapphire; Stacy
Bossman's Commentary: I thought the awards were lacking more Mike, but here he is. Showing up, being all murderous and shit. Scary.
Other Nominees: Nate; N. Saniti; AD; NCM; Derek; Shannon; Gem; Josh
Bossman's Commentary: I think I may have mentioned it earlier, but Stacy is not a guy. Provocative. PS: To everyone else, Sadistic's mom says hi.
Other Nominees: Dustin; Josh; Justin; Tom; Eden; Kris
Most Overrated:
Rick Majors via 33%
Rick Majors via 33%
Bossman's Commentary: If I'm not mistaken, Rick won or came close to winning Most Underrated at the last set of Iceys and now wins Most Overrated this set. Something just doesn't seem kosher about that. So, let's have him slit his wrists or something and go on leave until coming back and being a one man kick ass crime fighting, Bill Nyeing, rootin' tootin', best in the west, Tony Danza Award winner we knew he could become. Yes. I went there.
Other Nominees: Shannon; Sterling Werner; Kris; Tom; Dustin
Bossman's Commentary:
Dear Hall of Famers,
Please come back.
Signed,
Everyone
Other Nominees: Joe [JV]; Tristan Slater; Damien Belmont; The Could-Have-Beens who join and then quit
Best Avatar or Banner:
Derek (Derek Cosmos) via 50%
Derek (Derek Cosmos) via 50%
Bossman's Commentary: Derek won pretty convincingly, with most people voting for his avatar but his banner got some love too. Congrats. You're out of this world, man.
Other Nominees: Rick [Majors]; Kris; Jesse