Post by Derek Cosmos on Aug 7, 2014 16:40:12 GMT -5
Anonymous letters are really fun to try and figure out.
...NOT!
I've been wandering around for almost a week. The directions I received for Hangtown are bogus.
What a waste of time. I should have probably read the directions in full before following them, but hey, when you're getting anonymous letters that pretend to self-destruct, you take that stuff seriously.
Speaking of taking stuff seriously, how am I suppose to take my match against Andy D, Nathan Saniti, and Kelli Starr seriously? Nathan and Kelli already kicked my ass once (read: kicked Andy D's ass. I never was tagged into the match.), and I KNOW Andy D wants to kick my ass. Why?
<Because I'm better looking than he is, that's why. Oh, and because his girlfriend is dead and she shouldn't be because she was suppose to be my girlfriend after I stole her from him. Or something like that.>
...I suppose it doesn't even matter now.
This is what I get for being an amazing individual: I get a partner who doesn't like me <or the fact that I'm an awesome partner> a gorgeous lady who is now dead <and I didn't even get to bang her first!>, and now I'm pitted against Dollface and Uglyface. Again.
Can I get some competition that won't kick my ass?
Wait, what?
Oh well. None of this will mean anything if I can find that damn treadmill. The treadmill is the answer to the question not even posed or understood yet. What treadmill? Do your research and find out, then tell me where it is, will ya?
...NOT!
I've been wandering around for almost a week. The directions I received for Hangtown are bogus.
1. Get in the car and drive towards Kentucky.
2. Don't get lost.
3. If you (we???) get lost, don't panic. Just keep driving. It's part of the plot.
4. Don't pull over and ask for directions.
5. ...Okay, pull over and ask for directions. You're lost.
6. Did you get the right directions? You're still lost.
7. Drive in the other direction.
8. Are you (we???) heading back towards Greenville?
9. Good.
10. You have a match to prepare for. Besides, no one knows where Hangtown is.
2. Don't get lost.
3. If you (we???) get lost, don't panic. Just keep driving. It's part of the plot.
4. Don't pull over and ask for directions.
5. ...Okay, pull over and ask for directions. You're lost.
6. Did you get the right directions? You're still lost.
7. Drive in the other direction.
8. Are you (we???) heading back towards Greenville?
9. Good.
10. You have a match to prepare for. Besides, no one knows where Hangtown is.
What a waste of time. I should have probably read the directions in full before following them, but hey, when you're getting anonymous letters that pretend to self-destruct, you take that stuff seriously.
Speaking of taking stuff seriously, how am I suppose to take my match against Andy D, Nathan Saniti, and Kelli Starr seriously? Nathan and Kelli already kicked my ass once (read: kicked Andy D's ass. I never was tagged into the match.), and I KNOW Andy D wants to kick my ass. Why?
<Because I'm better looking than he is, that's why. Oh, and because his girlfriend is dead and she shouldn't be because she was suppose to be my girlfriend after I stole her from him. Or something like that.>
...I suppose it doesn't even matter now.
This is what I get for being an amazing individual: I get a partner who doesn't like me <or the fact that I'm an awesome partner> a gorgeous lady who is now dead <and I didn't even get to bang her first!>, and now I'm pitted against Dollface and Uglyface. Again.
Can I get some competition that won't kick my ass?
Wait, what?
Oh well. None of this will mean anything if I can find that damn treadmill. The treadmill is the answer to the question not even posed or understood yet. What treadmill? Do your research and find out, then tell me where it is, will ya?