Post by A Ghost in the Wind on Dec 30, 2014 15:43:43 GMT -5
PCW OOC GAG Awards
“Groaning and Grinning Awards”
The following awards were meant for fun, and are not a total representation of what Management or other handlers actually think about you. Then again it may be a complete, accurate, total representation of what Management and/or other handlers actually think about you. These awards aren't meant to be taken to heart, so please do not cry if you win one and, more importantly, don’t cry if you lose either.
...There's no crying in eWrestling....
Most Antisocial:
Gem (Gem) via 46%
Chairman's Commentary: I’m not surprised to see Gem win this award. I mentioned why in the OOC Awards post when Gem won Most Underrated. I think a good majority of the community would welcome more input from the talented writer that is Gem, but I personally don’t know how much input Gem can and wants to give. But until she starts hanging around the boards more, I can see her winning this award again in the future. I might need to check with Derek Cosmos on that though.
Other Nominees: Crazy Boy; N. Saniti; Kris; AD; Seth; Tha Joka
Most Confused Handler:
Derek (Derek Cosmos) via 29%
Chairman's Commentary: Speaking of Derek, this time traveler probably confuses himself more than he confuses others…which ultimately helped him win the Most Confused Handler Award. I find it kind of funny that the previous winner, Stacy, is now currently Cosmos’s IC main squeeze. Two confusing people in a confusing mind-altering future present? Confusing!
Other Nominees: Pieman; N. Saniti; Stacy; Nate; Crazy Boy
Most Likely to Have Cyber-Sex:
Dustin (whitey) & Stacy (Stacy Jones) via 50% collectively
Chairman's Commentary: Dustin and Stacy sitting in a tree…T-Y-P-E-I-N-G. First comes pic-swapping. Then comes webcaming. Then comes Dustin all over his keyboard. …So it doesn’t rhyme, who cares? I don’t know if Dustin and Stacy talk outside of PCW (I don’t even know if they talk INSIDE of PCW), but these two cyberlovers better get it together. The PCW is awaiting their nuptials.
“Groaning and Grinning Awards”
The following awards were meant for fun, and are not a total representation of what Management or other handlers actually think about you. Then again it may be a complete, accurate, total representation of what Management and/or other handlers actually think about you. These awards aren't meant to be taken to heart, so please do not cry if you win one and, more importantly, don’t cry if you lose either.
...There's no crying in eWrestling....
Most Antisocial:
Gem (Gem) via 46%
Chairman's Commentary: I’m not surprised to see Gem win this award. I mentioned why in the OOC Awards post when Gem won Most Underrated. I think a good majority of the community would welcome more input from the talented writer that is Gem, but I personally don’t know how much input Gem can and wants to give. But until she starts hanging around the boards more, I can see her winning this award again in the future. I might need to check with Derek Cosmos on that though.
Other Nominees: Crazy Boy; N. Saniti; Kris; AD; Seth; Tha Joka
Most Confused Handler:
Derek (Derek Cosmos) via 29%
Chairman's Commentary: Speaking of Derek, this time traveler probably confuses himself more than he confuses others…which ultimately helped him win the Most Confused Handler Award. I find it kind of funny that the previous winner, Stacy, is now currently Cosmos’s IC main squeeze. Two confusing people in a confusing mind-altering future present? Confusing!
Other Nominees: Pieman; N. Saniti; Stacy; Nate; Crazy Boy
Most Likely to Have Cyber-Sex:
Dustin (whitey) & Stacy (Stacy Jones) via 50% collectively
Chairman's Commentary: Dustin and Stacy sitting in a tree…T-Y-P-E-I-N-G. First comes pic-swapping. Then comes webcaming. Then comes Dustin all over his keyboard. …So it doesn’t rhyme, who cares? I don’t know if Dustin and Stacy talk outside of PCW (I don’t even know if they talk INSIDE of PCW), but these two cyberlovers better get it together. The PCW is awaiting their nuptials.
Congrats to the cybersexing couple. (That's totally a real picture of Dustin and Stacy.)
Other Nominees: Tom; Josh; Jesse; Kris; Derek; Joka
Most Likely to Become a Serial Killer:
Chairman's Commentary: In Shannon’s first award of the night (SPOILER ALERT: There’s more), he wins the incredibly scary Most Likely to Become a Serial Killer Award. Want to know what Shannon is like offline? Ever see Silence of the Lambs…Know Buffalo Bill? Did you know he was modeled off of Murdoc? Crazy stuff, right?
Other Nominees: Jesse; Dustin; AD; Kris; Crazy Boy; Simon
Most Likely to Use Recreational Drugs:
Chairman's Commentary: The Prophecy stated that Dustin was going to return from LOA and win the Most Likely to Use Recreational Drugs Award. He returned from LOA and suddenly won the award. I guess he never stopped using those drugs, because he’s STILL most likely to use them. With a cool 66.6% of the vote. Dustin, you little devil. So THAT’S the charm you used to get yourself Stacy. Noted.
Other Nominees: Luis; Nate; Kris; Derek
Best Singing Voice:
Chairman's Commentary: I’m totally renaming this award next year to the, “The Icemann Award for Vocal Achievement” to go along with The Gingerbeard Award and the Heavy Metal of Excellence. Because all I do is win. And rightfully so. Here’s a Christmas song from me to you:
Happy Holidays, ladies and gentlemen.
Other Nominees: Mike; Derek; NCM; Gem; Nate
Best Feedback Provider:
Josh (Sadistic) via 54%
Chairman's Commentary: Josh gives great feedback. Scratch that, according to the PCW community, Josh gives the BEST feedback. He’s consistent, constructive, and positive…all things especially awesome in a feedback provider. Josh, I can only speak for myself, but I think you’re a great handler and this is just one reason as to why. Thank you for your hard work and dedication.
Other Nominees: Derek; Kris; Gem
Favorite Roleplay:
One Done by Whitey Ford via 60%
Chairman's Commentary: There isn’t an RP named “One Done” by Whitey Ford, but seeing as to how there were only three handlers nominated on six RPs chosen, Ford’s multiple entries earns him this award; The three Ford RPs chosen were: "King of Space" “You’ll Have To Kill Me,” and “Into the Grey.” All three roleplays were great rps. Ford is definitely won of the strongest roleplayers we’ve ever had in PCW.
Other Nominees: Josh; Gem
Favorite Event Graphic:
The Many Faces of Trauma (a Stormm creation) via 60%
Chairman's Commentary: To be fair, the official Trauma banner actually received the most votes with 30%, but an additional 30% was split between the two “special” Trauma banners- the one for our Christmas/Winter Holiday edition of Trauma, and the one we used for Halloween.
Great banners. Also, can I just tell you that I find it hilarious that Derek Cosmos’s received a vote for including his injury [an event] into his banner [graphic]? No? Too bad, just did.
Other Nominees: Deadly Intentions V; Living a Legacy V; Derek Cosmos’s Including Injury in Banner
Most Likely to Vote for Themselves:
Dustin (whitey) via 50%
Chairman's Commentary: Well lookey here…Dustin, that rotten self-promoter, wins Most Likely to Vote for Themselves. Well, here’s the skinny…he actually DIDN’T vote for himself [that much] at all. The real most likely to vote for themselves award goes to Tyrone "Crazy Boy" Smith. I’m only including that because he didn’t even get a nomination. But if he self-promoted as much as Dustin (you can actually drop the ‘D’ in Dustin and replace it was a ‘J’ and you have another dirty, rotten self-promote), he’d probably win this one next time out.
Other Nominees: Justin; Luis; Derek; Pieman
Handler Most Likely To Sandbag:
Shannon (Murdoc) via 31%
Chairman's Commentary: As some of you may know, the Sandbagging Penalty has been removed as of Trauma 164. That’s cool, as you can no longer be penalized for hugging the Roleplaying Deadline (those are bad touches!), but there will still be many who hug it. Unfortunately for us, Shannon will not be able to win this award next time out, as he has taken a leave from the promotion. I also want to try and justify Shannon’s sandbagging, as he was the Director of Wrestling Operations and still RPing at the same time; He had a lot on his plate…it just turned into a lot of sand by the time he was able to get his RP up. But I, as you all, I hope, would rather see him sandbag than no-show. And while he did no-show some, he didn’t no-show a lot. Good stuff.
Oh, and just for the record, I want to at least say that I’m happy our current group of Champions received no votes for this list. That’s a good sign.
Other Nominees: Kris; Mike; Nate; Tom; AD; Dustin
Handler Most Likely To Post First:
Gem (Gem) via 75%
Chairman's Commentary: Gem won this award last edition with a commanding 70%, but she one upped herself this time, gathering an astonishing 75% of the vote. Gem might be anti-social and underrated, but dammit, she tries her best to write awesome RPs and to get them up super early. Thank you, Gem.
Can I also say I think it’s strange that both Nate and AD received votes for both the categories of Most Likely to Sandbag and Most Likely to Post First? Make up your mind voters! …And, I’m not sure why I was even nominated, but I’ll take it!
Other Nominees: Luis; Nate; AD
The Grimm Gingerbeard Award for Best Beard:
Nate (Grimm) via 50%
Chairman's Commentary: I’m pretty sure Nate’s beard came through and kicked Justin out of the throne, because Justin’s reign on-top did not last long at all. Grimm, that Bearded Backwoods Brawler, once again sits pretty(?) as the Best Bearded in all of PCW. Let's look at our winner and the possible dethroners.
All Hail the King!
Please ignore the bald spot.
Jesse's about to Steel and Kill.
I tried to keep Sadistic's identity a secret. How'd I do?
Filthy alien scum.
But no love for Mike or Kris this time though. Unfortunate. I won’t even highlight your facial awesomeness with pics. Next time, get votes.
Other Nominees: Luis; Jesse; Josh; Justin
Biggest Ass-Kisser:
Pieman (Alexa Black) via 36%
Chairman's Commentary: Can you smell that? That’s the lovely scent of pie-smelling ass cheeks. Because the Pie Man wins again! Whose ass is he kissing? Yours? Mine? His own? So many questions, not enough answers.
Other Nominees: Jesse; Derek; Kris; Dustin; Stacy
Heavy Metal Award of Excellence:
Roy (Heavy Metal) via 25%
Chairman's Commentary: Roy wins. That’s unfortunate. Going forward, this award will ONLY be given to active competitors…because they deserve to know how awesomely excellent they are. Any votes for inactives will be tossed into the Other Nominees part of this award. But yeah, Roy wins his own award for being excellent. Excellent.
Other Nominees: Kris; Derek; Shannon; Joka; Josh; Daniti; Mike
Handler Most Likely to Disappear:
Shannon (Murdoc) via 23%
Chairman's Commentary: Well now…this is awkward. Especially after the last set of Gag Awards where Shannon won and I told him not to make him leaving a thing. For what it’s worth, I’ll tell you first hand that I know being the DWO of Pure Class Wrestling is not an easy task; Too many angles and egos to develop and contend with, as well as trying to create compelling stories for our readers…shit’s tough; Especially when I’m the one with the expectations, because my expectations are high for this place. Add on Shannon’s role as a Top Rper and offline stuff…the writing has kind of been on the wall for a while now. It’s unfortunate too. Shannon, brother, you will be missed.
Other Nominees: Eden; Damien Belmont; Freebooters; Mel; Josh; Crazy Boy; Sapphire; Stacy
Best Entrance Music:
Justin Michaels (Stormm) via 37%
Chairman's Commentary: It’s time for a musical interlude.
Told ya.
Other Nominees: Sadistic; The King Bear; Whitey Ford; N. Saniti
Most Likely to Become a Stalker:
Kris (Eira/Dollface) via 25%
Chairman's Commentary: The former Power Couple of PCW won Most Likely to Become a Stalker and Most Likely to Become a Serial Killer…that’s a very interesting dynamic. Does Kris stalk for Shannon to kill? Is Dustin on the list of possible subjects? Am I? Are you? Only Kris and Shannon will know that. And that’s spooky.
Other Nominees: Pieman; Dustin; Derek; Shannon; Joka; Loco; Jesse; Stacy
Most Provocative Handler:
Dustin (whitey) via 27%
Chairman's Commentary:
pro•voc•a•tive/prəˈväkədiv/
Adjective:
Causing annoyance, anger, or another strong reaction, especially deliberately.
This may have been the closest contest of the night, but Dustin just happens to be provocative enough to win. Based on the definition, can you blame the voters? I’m actually surprised I didn’t win this award, but then again, Dustin’s way douchier than I am, so the award is much more fitting.
Other Nominees: Josh; Stacy; Kris; Shannon; Dan Saniti
Most Overrated:
Murdoc (Murdoc) via 38%
Chairman's Commentary: I don’t know what to say about this one. What makes a handler overrated? Lack of talent yet elevated push? Using a position of importance to influence your standing? Being awesome and having haters? I really don’t know, and I don’t know why Shannon won this award, because dude has talent. Has he been World Champion? Won many titles? Won many IC awards? Not really. I just don’t understand where the opinion comes from. But I don’t have to. Because it’s just an opinion. Anyone who wins this award should take it with a grain of salt and use it as a chip, if nothing else. I do want to say that I find it chuckle-worthy that our former DWO won Most Overrated this time around while our current DWO won it last time we gave this award to someone. Does that have anything to do with it?
Other Nominees: Dustin; Soloman; AD; LoKi; Stacy
Biggest Disappointment:
Shannon (Murdoc) via 30%
Chairman's Commentary: I think this one speaks for itself, and I think the end result was a no-brainer. It really does suck to see Shannon go. I have a feeling he’ll be back; he’s been gone a number of times before, and everyone eventually comes back…especially when the burnout fizzles away and the itch starts becoming bothersome. Except Non Compos Mentis because…well…he’s busy.
Other Nominees: Soloman; Sapphire; Eden; Aura; LoKi;Heavy Metalhead
Best Avatar or Banner:
Derek (Derek Cosmos) via 81%
Chairman's Commentary: And with the biggest margin of the night, Cosmos wins Best Avatar or Banner for the second-consecutive Gag awards. As votes weren’t really specified, I just lumped the votes together. It wouldn’t have mattered though, as Derek would have won it even if I split the two up. Cosmos, your incredibly cheesy avatar and your amusing banner wins you this award again. Be proud.
Other Nominees: Daniti; Murdoc
On the first day of Christmas, the Faithful gave to me: A victim Murdoc left hanging from a tree.
On the second day of Christmas, the Faithful gave to me: Two blackened eyes, and a victim Murdoc left hanging from a tree.
On the third day of Christmas, the Faithful gave to me: Three drunken guys, two blackened eyes, and a victim Murdoc left hanging from a tree.
On the fourth day of Christmas, the Faithful gave to me: Four Crazy Boys, three drunken guys, two blackened eyes, and a victim Murdoc left hanging from a tree.
On the fifth day of Christmas, the Faithful gave to me: FIVE white linnneeesss for Foooorrrddd...Four Crazy Boys, three drunken guys, two blackened eyes, and a victim Murdoc left hanging from a tree.
On the sixth day of Christmas, the Faithful gave to me: Six gems to sparkle…FIVE white linnneeesss for Foooorrrddd...Four Crazy Boys, three drunken guys, two blackened eyes, and a victim Murdoc left hanging from a tree.
On the seventh day of Christmas, the Faithful gave to me: Seven dolls for Eira, six gems to sparkle…FIVE white linnneeesss for Foooorrrddd...Four Crazy Boys, three drunken guys, two blackened eyes, and a victim Murdoc left hanging from a tree.
On the eighth day of Christmas, the Faithful gave to me: Eight Showtime movies, seven dolls for Eira, six gems to sparkle…FIVE white linnneeesss for Foooorrrddd...Four Crazy Boys, three drunken guys, two blackened eyes, and a victim Murdoc left hanging from a tree.
On the ninth day of Christmas, the Faithful gave to me: Nine Hangtown beatings, eight Showtime movies, seven dolls for Eira, six gems to sparkle…FIVE white linnneeesss for Foooorrrddd...Four Crazy Boys, three drunken guys, two blackened eyes, and a victim Murdoc left hanging from a tree.
On the tenth day of Christmas, the Faithful gave to me: Ten hats for Nathan, nine Hangtown beatings, eight Showtime movies,seven dolls for Eira, six gems to sparkle…FIVE white linnneeesss for Foooorrrddd...Four Crazy Boys, three drunken guys, two blackened eyes, and a victim Murdoc left hanging from a tree.
On the eleventh Christmas, the Faithful gave to me: Eleven pies for Simon, ten hats for Nathan, nine Hangtown beatings, eight Showtime movies, seven dolls for Eira, six gems to sparkle…FIVE white linnneeesss for Foooorrrddd...Four Crazy Boys, three drunken guys, two blackened eyes, and a victim Murdoc left hanging from a tree.
On the twelfth day of Christmas, the Faithful gave to me: Twelve Stormm’s a-brewing, eleven pies for Simon, ten hats for Nathan, nine Hangtown beatings, eight Showtime movies, seven dolls for Eira, six gems to sparkle…FIVE white linnneeesss for Foooorrrddd...Four Crazy Boys, three drunken guys, two blackened eyes, and a victim Murdoc left hanging from a tree.
On the second day of Christmas, the Faithful gave to me: Two blackened eyes, and a victim Murdoc left hanging from a tree.
On the third day of Christmas, the Faithful gave to me: Three drunken guys, two blackened eyes, and a victim Murdoc left hanging from a tree.
On the fourth day of Christmas, the Faithful gave to me: Four Crazy Boys, three drunken guys, two blackened eyes, and a victim Murdoc left hanging from a tree.
On the fifth day of Christmas, the Faithful gave to me: FIVE white linnneeesss for Foooorrrddd...Four Crazy Boys, three drunken guys, two blackened eyes, and a victim Murdoc left hanging from a tree.
On the sixth day of Christmas, the Faithful gave to me: Six gems to sparkle…FIVE white linnneeesss for Foooorrrddd...Four Crazy Boys, three drunken guys, two blackened eyes, and a victim Murdoc left hanging from a tree.
On the seventh day of Christmas, the Faithful gave to me: Seven dolls for Eira, six gems to sparkle…FIVE white linnneeesss for Foooorrrddd...Four Crazy Boys, three drunken guys, two blackened eyes, and a victim Murdoc left hanging from a tree.
On the eighth day of Christmas, the Faithful gave to me: Eight Showtime movies, seven dolls for Eira, six gems to sparkle…FIVE white linnneeesss for Foooorrrddd...Four Crazy Boys, three drunken guys, two blackened eyes, and a victim Murdoc left hanging from a tree.
On the ninth day of Christmas, the Faithful gave to me: Nine Hangtown beatings, eight Showtime movies, seven dolls for Eira, six gems to sparkle…FIVE white linnneeesss for Foooorrrddd...Four Crazy Boys, three drunken guys, two blackened eyes, and a victim Murdoc left hanging from a tree.
On the tenth day of Christmas, the Faithful gave to me: Ten hats for Nathan, nine Hangtown beatings, eight Showtime movies,seven dolls for Eira, six gems to sparkle…FIVE white linnneeesss for Foooorrrddd...Four Crazy Boys, three drunken guys, two blackened eyes, and a victim Murdoc left hanging from a tree.
On the eleventh Christmas, the Faithful gave to me: Eleven pies for Simon, ten hats for Nathan, nine Hangtown beatings, eight Showtime movies, seven dolls for Eira, six gems to sparkle…FIVE white linnneeesss for Foooorrrddd...Four Crazy Boys, three drunken guys, two blackened eyes, and a victim Murdoc left hanging from a tree.
On the twelfth day of Christmas, the Faithful gave to me: Twelve Stormm’s a-brewing, eleven pies for Simon, ten hats for Nathan, nine Hangtown beatings, eight Showtime movies, seven dolls for Eira, six gems to sparkle…FIVE white linnneeesss for Foooorrrddd...Four Crazy Boys, three drunken guys, two blackened eyes, and a victim Murdoc left hanging from a tree.
Happy Holidays, ladies and gentlemen.
Other Nominees: Mike; Derek; NCM; Gem; Nate
Best Feedback Provider:
Josh (Sadistic) via 54%
Chairman's Commentary: Josh gives great feedback. Scratch that, according to the PCW community, Josh gives the BEST feedback. He’s consistent, constructive, and positive…all things especially awesome in a feedback provider. Josh, I can only speak for myself, but I think you’re a great handler and this is just one reason as to why. Thank you for your hard work and dedication.
Other Nominees: Derek; Kris; Gem
Favorite Roleplay:
One Done by Whitey Ford via 60%
Chairman's Commentary: There isn’t an RP named “One Done” by Whitey Ford, but seeing as to how there were only three handlers nominated on six RPs chosen, Ford’s multiple entries earns him this award; The three Ford RPs chosen were: "King of Space" “You’ll Have To Kill Me,” and “Into the Grey.” All three roleplays were great rps. Ford is definitely won of the strongest roleplayers we’ve ever had in PCW.
Other Nominees: Josh; Gem
Favorite Event Graphic:
The Many Faces of Trauma (a Stormm creation) via 60%
Chairman's Commentary: To be fair, the official Trauma banner actually received the most votes with 30%, but an additional 30% was split between the two “special” Trauma banners- the one for our Christmas/Winter Holiday edition of Trauma, and the one we used for Halloween.
Great banners. Also, can I just tell you that I find it hilarious that Derek Cosmos’s received a vote for including his injury [an event] into his banner [graphic]? No? Too bad, just did.
Other Nominees: Deadly Intentions V; Living a Legacy V; Derek Cosmos’s Including Injury in Banner
Most Likely to Vote for Themselves:
Dustin (whitey) via 50%
Chairman's Commentary: Well lookey here…Dustin, that rotten self-promoter, wins Most Likely to Vote for Themselves. Well, here’s the skinny…he actually DIDN’T vote for himself [that much] at all. The real most likely to vote for themselves award goes to Tyrone "Crazy Boy" Smith. I’m only including that because he didn’t even get a nomination. But if he self-promoted as much as Dustin (you can actually drop the ‘D’ in Dustin and replace it was a ‘J’ and you have another dirty, rotten self-promote), he’d probably win this one next time out.
Other Nominees: Justin; Luis; Derek; Pieman
Handler Most Likely To Sandbag:
Shannon (Murdoc) via 31%
Chairman's Commentary: As some of you may know, the Sandbagging Penalty has been removed as of Trauma 164. That’s cool, as you can no longer be penalized for hugging the Roleplaying Deadline (those are bad touches!), but there will still be many who hug it. Unfortunately for us, Shannon will not be able to win this award next time out, as he has taken a leave from the promotion. I also want to try and justify Shannon’s sandbagging, as he was the Director of Wrestling Operations and still RPing at the same time; He had a lot on his plate…it just turned into a lot of sand by the time he was able to get his RP up. But I, as you all, I hope, would rather see him sandbag than no-show. And while he did no-show some, he didn’t no-show a lot. Good stuff.
Oh, and just for the record, I want to at least say that I’m happy our current group of Champions received no votes for this list. That’s a good sign.
Other Nominees: Kris; Mike; Nate; Tom; AD; Dustin
Handler Most Likely To Post First:
Gem (Gem) via 75%
Chairman's Commentary: Gem won this award last edition with a commanding 70%, but she one upped herself this time, gathering an astonishing 75% of the vote. Gem might be anti-social and underrated, but dammit, she tries her best to write awesome RPs and to get them up super early. Thank you, Gem.
Can I also say I think it’s strange that both Nate and AD received votes for both the categories of Most Likely to Sandbag and Most Likely to Post First? Make up your mind voters! …And, I’m not sure why I was even nominated, but I’ll take it!
Other Nominees: Luis; Nate; AD
The Grimm Gingerbeard Award for Best Beard:
Nate (Grimm) via 50%
Chairman's Commentary: I’m pretty sure Nate’s beard came through and kicked Justin out of the throne, because Justin’s reign on-top did not last long at all. Grimm, that Bearded Backwoods Brawler, once again sits pretty(?) as the Best Bearded in all of PCW. Let's look at our winner and the possible dethroners.
All Hail the King!
Please ignore the bald spot.
Jesse's about to Steel and Kill.
I tried to keep Sadistic's identity a secret. How'd I do?
Filthy alien scum.
But no love for Mike or Kris this time though. Unfortunate. I won’t even highlight your facial awesomeness with pics. Next time, get votes.
Other Nominees: Luis; Jesse; Josh; Justin
Biggest Ass-Kisser:
Pieman (Alexa Black) via 36%
Chairman's Commentary: Can you smell that? That’s the lovely scent of pie-smelling ass cheeks. Because the Pie Man wins again! Whose ass is he kissing? Yours? Mine? His own? So many questions, not enough answers.
Other Nominees: Jesse; Derek; Kris; Dustin; Stacy
Heavy Metal Award of Excellence:
Roy (Heavy Metal) via 25%
Chairman's Commentary: Roy wins. That’s unfortunate. Going forward, this award will ONLY be given to active competitors…because they deserve to know how awesomely excellent they are. Any votes for inactives will be tossed into the Other Nominees part of this award. But yeah, Roy wins his own award for being excellent. Excellent.
Other Nominees: Kris; Derek; Shannon; Joka; Josh; Daniti; Mike
Handler Most Likely to Disappear:
Shannon (Murdoc) via 23%
Chairman's Commentary: Well now…this is awkward. Especially after the last set of Gag Awards where Shannon won and I told him not to make him leaving a thing. For what it’s worth, I’ll tell you first hand that I know being the DWO of Pure Class Wrestling is not an easy task; Too many angles and egos to develop and contend with, as well as trying to create compelling stories for our readers…shit’s tough; Especially when I’m the one with the expectations, because my expectations are high for this place. Add on Shannon’s role as a Top Rper and offline stuff…the writing has kind of been on the wall for a while now. It’s unfortunate too. Shannon, brother, you will be missed.
Other Nominees: Eden; Damien Belmont; Freebooters; Mel; Josh; Crazy Boy; Sapphire; Stacy
Best Entrance Music:
Justin Michaels (Stormm) via 37%
Chairman's Commentary: It’s time for a musical interlude.
Told ya.
Other Nominees: Sadistic; The King Bear; Whitey Ford; N. Saniti
Most Likely to Become a Stalker:
Kris (Eira/Dollface) via 25%
Chairman's Commentary: The former Power Couple of PCW won Most Likely to Become a Stalker and Most Likely to Become a Serial Killer…that’s a very interesting dynamic. Does Kris stalk for Shannon to kill? Is Dustin on the list of possible subjects? Am I? Are you? Only Kris and Shannon will know that. And that’s spooky.
Other Nominees: Pieman; Dustin; Derek; Shannon; Joka; Loco; Jesse; Stacy
Most Provocative Handler:
Dustin (whitey) via 27%
Chairman's Commentary:
pro•voc•a•tive/prəˈväkədiv/
Adjective:
Causing annoyance, anger, or another strong reaction, especially deliberately.
This may have been the closest contest of the night, but Dustin just happens to be provocative enough to win. Based on the definition, can you blame the voters? I’m actually surprised I didn’t win this award, but then again, Dustin’s way douchier than I am, so the award is much more fitting.
Other Nominees: Josh; Stacy; Kris; Shannon; Dan Saniti
Most Overrated:
Murdoc (Murdoc) via 38%
Chairman's Commentary: I don’t know what to say about this one. What makes a handler overrated? Lack of talent yet elevated push? Using a position of importance to influence your standing? Being awesome and having haters? I really don’t know, and I don’t know why Shannon won this award, because dude has talent. Has he been World Champion? Won many titles? Won many IC awards? Not really. I just don’t understand where the opinion comes from. But I don’t have to. Because it’s just an opinion. Anyone who wins this award should take it with a grain of salt and use it as a chip, if nothing else. I do want to say that I find it chuckle-worthy that our former DWO won Most Overrated this time around while our current DWO won it last time we gave this award to someone. Does that have anything to do with it?
Other Nominees: Dustin; Soloman; AD; LoKi; Stacy
Biggest Disappointment:
Shannon (Murdoc) via 30%
Chairman's Commentary: I think this one speaks for itself, and I think the end result was a no-brainer. It really does suck to see Shannon go. I have a feeling he’ll be back; he’s been gone a number of times before, and everyone eventually comes back…especially when the burnout fizzles away and the itch starts becoming bothersome. Except Non Compos Mentis because…well…he’s busy.
Other Nominees: Soloman; Sapphire; Eden; Aura; LoKi;
Best Avatar or Banner:
Derek (Derek Cosmos) via 81%
Chairman's Commentary: And with the biggest margin of the night, Cosmos wins Best Avatar or Banner for the second-consecutive Gag awards. As votes weren’t really specified, I just lumped the votes together. It wouldn’t have mattered though, as Derek would have won it even if I split the two up. Cosmos, your incredibly cheesy avatar and your amusing banner wins you this award again. Be proud.
Other Nominees: Daniti; Murdoc