Exclusive: Cosmos addresses the PCW Faithful at Trauma 175
Jul 9, 2015 9:09:10 GMT -5
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Post by Derek Cosmos on Jul 9, 2015 9:09:10 GMT -5
During a commercial break at Trauma 175, Derek Cosmos returned and decided on who his partner will be! PCWrestling.Org proudly presents to you, this exclusive segment for your viewing pleasure:
Ladies and gentlemen, there you have it...Derek Cosmos has returned to PCW and has promised to reveal his tag team partner at The Iceys! Who can it be? We'll just have to wait and see! This has been a PCWrestling.Org exclusive!
The opening chords/riffs of the greatest song ever made, “Galactic” by New Nobility hits throughout the arena and the stage begins to fill with smoke and a cosmic laser light show. The fans are on their feet, expecting the 6-time Icey Award Winner to make his first appearance since Mass Destruction 5. After about thirty-seconds, casually walking out of the smoke is PCW heartthrob Derek Cosmos.
Sasha Greene: Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome back to Pure Class Wrestling...DEREK COSMOS!
The was a lot of speculation rumbling through the PCW locker room as to how Derek's appearance would hold up without competing, but Derek looks as perfect as ever! Derek is wearing his black wrestling trunks- you know the ones, with the three pinkish purplish stars on the rear and a giant backwards D and a connected C on the front crotch area. Derek is also wearing a black leather jacket, with jewels encrusted into the sleeves; Pinkish purplish jewels that light up.
The Cosmic Cupcake walks down the entrance ramp bopping along with his theme music. As he makes his enthusiastic descent down the ramp, he high-fives people, and you know what?- the majority of the PCW Faithful actually high-fived him back!
When Derek finally reaches the ring, he slides in through the bottom rope and then climbs the nearest turnbuckle to the second rope. Derek throws his arms back, let's out a “Wooo,” and then jumps back down to the mat. Derek motions for the microphone and when Sasha gives it to him, he bows and then gently kisses her hand. As Sasha leaves the ring, “Galactic” fades out and Derek begins to address the PCW Faithful.
Derek Cosmos: It feels good to be back in 2015 with the best wrestling promotion on the planet and with the greatest wrestling fans that I've ever seen! But where did I go? Well, I went...home. For those of you that don't know me...Hi, I'm Derek Cosmos. I was...or am?...a time traveler from the Year 2246 and I first came to PCW to rid it of an evil tyrant from my time known as Old Man D, but you may know him better as Andy D.
In the future I came from, Old Man D and his wife, the dearly-missed Melina Cruz...may she and all the other members of the PCW family that we loss a year ago rest in peace...ruled the World, causing so much pain and turmoil that it took a specialized prototype treadmill to return me to a time where I can try and change Old Man D for the better. And while the friendship I was going for never developed, I did help rid PCW of the dastardly villain and it helped change my future for the better.
But now I'm back...from out of space...so no need to sit there with a sad look upon your faces. I'm back, because I genuinely missed competing in this ring for you guys. But I also hear that the PCW Tag Team Championships were coming back and I received some offers from a few suitable partners.
First, there's this Lunatic running around and he thought teaming with me would be a good idea. Sorry buddy, I can't team with you because I'm teaming with someone else. That's right, I have me a tag team partner. And it's not my dear friend Seth Archer, whose sister I had a nice fling with during my last stint with the promotion...sorry Seth, but I'm going to be hanging a little tougher than that.
My tag team partner will be...announced at a later date. Sorry, I was prepared to announce it, but the boss told me there'd be better ratings if I waited until The Iceys to announce it, and you know I love me some Frank Foley, so there it is. But hey...I'm back...from the future. And I look forward at trying to go after the Tag Team Titles!
Sasha Greene: Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome back to Pure Class Wrestling...DEREK COSMOS!
The was a lot of speculation rumbling through the PCW locker room as to how Derek's appearance would hold up without competing, but Derek looks as perfect as ever! Derek is wearing his black wrestling trunks- you know the ones, with the three pinkish purplish stars on the rear and a giant backwards D and a connected C on the front crotch area. Derek is also wearing a black leather jacket, with jewels encrusted into the sleeves; Pinkish purplish jewels that light up.
The Cosmic Cupcake walks down the entrance ramp bopping along with his theme music. As he makes his enthusiastic descent down the ramp, he high-fives people, and you know what?- the majority of the PCW Faithful actually high-fived him back!
When Derek finally reaches the ring, he slides in through the bottom rope and then climbs the nearest turnbuckle to the second rope. Derek throws his arms back, let's out a “Wooo,” and then jumps back down to the mat. Derek motions for the microphone and when Sasha gives it to him, he bows and then gently kisses her hand. As Sasha leaves the ring, “Galactic” fades out and Derek begins to address the PCW Faithful.
Derek Cosmos: It feels good to be back in 2015 with the best wrestling promotion on the planet and with the greatest wrestling fans that I've ever seen! But where did I go? Well, I went...home. For those of you that don't know me...Hi, I'm Derek Cosmos. I was...or am?...a time traveler from the Year 2246 and I first came to PCW to rid it of an evil tyrant from my time known as Old Man D, but you may know him better as Andy D.
In the future I came from, Old Man D and his wife, the dearly-missed Melina Cruz...may she and all the other members of the PCW family that we loss a year ago rest in peace...ruled the World, causing so much pain and turmoil that it took a specialized prototype treadmill to return me to a time where I can try and change Old Man D for the better. And while the friendship I was going for never developed, I did help rid PCW of the dastardly villain and it helped change my future for the better.
But now I'm back...from out of space...so no need to sit there with a sad look upon your faces. I'm back, because I genuinely missed competing in this ring for you guys. But I also hear that the PCW Tag Team Championships were coming back and I received some offers from a few suitable partners.
First, there's this Lunatic running around and he thought teaming with me would be a good idea. Sorry buddy, I can't team with you because I'm teaming with someone else. That's right, I have me a tag team partner. And it's not my dear friend Seth Archer, whose sister I had a nice fling with during my last stint with the promotion...sorry Seth, but I'm going to be hanging a little tougher than that.
My tag team partner will be...announced at a later date. Sorry, I was prepared to announce it, but the boss told me there'd be better ratings if I waited until The Iceys to announce it, and you know I love me some Frank Foley, so there it is. But hey...I'm back...from the future. And I look forward at trying to go after the Tag Team Titles!
Ladies and gentlemen, there you have it...Derek Cosmos has returned to PCW and has promised to reveal his tag team partner at The Iceys! Who can it be? We'll just have to wait and see! This has been a PCWrestling.Org exclusive!