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Post by Dollface on Jul 14, 2015 11:19:06 GMT -5
Icemann Edit: *Continued from this thread*
When reached for comment backstage Alexa Black had this to say "Well well well listen to all the children squabbling about what they are going to do It's so funny. Did you forget about me Nathan Saniti? Me and Tyrone "Crazy Boy" Smith may be your allies against the Black Hand but make no mistake there are no allies when it comes to championship gold You'll learn that soon enough. As for Judge and Jury thier prideful boasts seem to say they are confident but can you back it up? Judge and Jury you are but I am the executioner and you will know my psychotic fury ! No matter who wins between you after Crazy Boy and I are done mopping the floor with The Nobodies and Tha Unholy Alliance what ever is left will be decimated at Return To Glory VI and those PCW Tag Team Championships will be ours! "Are you... are you serious right now? Bitch, please, you can't fight your way out of a xanax haze let alone a match. We get it. We do. You're crazy.
Crazy doesn't scare me.
Crazy doesn't intimidate me.
If you need to hoist your psychosis in the air like your own personal flag of fuckery that's your business, but stop giving the rest of us mentally glitched folks a bad name. You're not getting NEAR those belts."
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Post by Nathan Saniti on Jul 14, 2015 11:54:29 GMT -5
"Now, now, Miss Starr. It is Miss Black's unbridled passion for all things combat that attracted me to bring her into my fold. As for you, Miss Black, don't be absurd. Of course I haven't forgotten you or Mr. Smith. In fact, it would be an honor to face you both, ally or not. That said, until you learn to focus said passion into a scalpel edge, I have to think my chances would be slightly better served alongside Miss Starr for now."
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Post by Dollface on Jul 14, 2015 12:16:49 GMT -5
" 'Unbridled passion for all things combat.'? Okay, dude, for serious - there's being polite, there's being a perfect gentleman, and then there's being a flat out bullshit artist. A batshit crazy She Beast who loves to spam info about how fucked up she is without anyone ever really asking? Management has let her run roughshod, even worse than anything - okay, ALMOST anything - the Black Hand has ever done. Even with all that, what does she have to show for it?"
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Judge
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I am the hard lesson...
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Post by Judge on Jul 14, 2015 12:21:37 GMT -5
Judge standing in the background, taking a break from shit talking with Kelli, finally taps a note pad laughing out loud.
"Excuse me Nathan, I thought of a really good one because that crushed nuts was funny Kelli," Judge using the tip of his pen taps the first thing he has wrote down, "I hope you enjoy regular Haribo gummies because once you get a taste of this sugar free Haribo gummy all you'll have to worry about is shitting your pants! Because were like explosive diarrhea."
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Post by Dollface on Jul 14, 2015 12:25:23 GMT -5
"Mmmm I like a man that knows his candy, but I have to point out that when you refer to your own team as explosive diarrhea you pretty much do the work FOR me."
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Post by Nathan Saniti on Jul 14, 2015 12:28:24 GMT -5
Nathan, looking completely unimpressed by Judge's alcohol induced failure of a comeback, shakes his head and continues sculpting a rendition of "The Thinker" entirely out of male cow feces while wearing a beret atop his top hat.
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Judge
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Post by Judge on Jul 14, 2015 12:30:05 GMT -5
"Point noted let me get back to you," Judge marks that one off the list, "We're going to be warheads candy girl, cause we going to leave a sour taste in your mouth!"
He grins real big looking back at Alexa who he gives a quick finger too.
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Post by Dollface on Jul 14, 2015 12:33:46 GMT -5
Kelli leans against the wall, grimacing at the growing stench of Nathan's "art" and inching a bit further away before turning her attention back to Judge.
"You're trying. You really are. I give you an A++ for effort because you really just put it all out there." Putting one hand to her mouth, she leans forward and addresses Judge in a conspicuous whisper. "Speaking of putting it all out there, your fly is down."
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Post by Nathan Saniti on Jul 14, 2015 12:38:21 GMT -5
"Well, that de-escalated quickly."
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Post by Dollface on Jul 14, 2015 13:09:00 GMT -5
"De-escalation? They make a pill for that. He'll be fine."
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Post by Alexa Black on Jul 14, 2015 17:04:32 GMT -5
Alexa waits patiently till the others are done then speaks.
Listen Kelli you candy cunt, did I damage your brain when I dropped you on your head a few weeks ago?
Yeah I'm proud to be who I am and I'll take you apart should we meet in the ring.
There won't be enough candy in the world to soften what I'll do to you.
Good luck bitch!
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Post by Dollface on Jul 14, 2015 17:45:04 GMT -5
"Bitter, party of one? Your table is ready."
Kelli blows Alexa a kiss, adding a flirty wink.
"Can't wait to get you in the ring, babycakes. Thanks for the luck, but honestly - you should be saving it all for yourself. You'll need any advantage you can claw for."
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Post by Alexa Black on Jul 14, 2015 17:59:56 GMT -5
I don't need luck Kelli you stupid girl...
I have talent power and ruthless aggression and that is all I need.
I don't have to hide behind the Black Hand and jump people from behind like a goddamn coward.
I only need me and you've see what happens when I get my hands on people... Just as I left Sadstic out cold at my feet you will soon be meeting the same fate
She smiles happily at this
Crazy Boy and I will be the next PCW Tag Team Champions. So go be Billy's bitch it's all your good for.
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Post by Dollface on Jul 14, 2015 18:23:20 GMT -5
Kelli's pink curls bob on her shoulders as she shrugs.
"Those words, I do not think they mean what they think you mean. You don't hide behind the Black Hand, but what's with your meat shields?"
She grins.
"Yeah. Yeah I know what they are. They're just meat, big bodies for you to use to try to intimidate people because you don't ACTUALLY scare anyone. So no, you don't have the Black Hand, but you don't work on your own either. First you had your 'bodyguards' that you conveniently killed the fuck out of, now you've got these idiots. Rocks and glass houses, chick. Rocks and glass houses."
Cocking a leg to rest a foot against a wall, she rests her thumbs on her International Championship belt, the very picture of pigtailed insolence.
"See this? This is mine. I've also had the Genesis. And the North American. You've had - wait. You haven't had anything, have you? You can run your mouth all you want, you can imply that my entire PCW career fits neatly in my very recent involvement with the Black Hand, but Alexa-baby..." Kelli laughs "...Alexa, you and I both know what's really up."
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Post by Alexa Black on Jul 14, 2015 19:46:05 GMT -5
Yes I see that title.... Which you robbed Nathan of by playing with his heart and mind like a flute. If he hadn't fallen for you like a fool he would still have it.
And as for hiding behind ANYONE I don't think you could be any more wrong I've stepped into the ring with whoever was put infront of me I've never backed down or pussied out of a fight Even if I get my ass kicked I still make sure they suffer just as much I am no coward.
But you and Nathan is not my issue nor is that title over your shoulder My issues is simply kicking your rainbow trollop ass all over the arena And maybe just maybe I'll give you another drop on your head But this time I'll make sure the damage is permant!
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Post by Dollface on Jul 14, 2015 21:05:19 GMT -5
Kelli's grin widens, showing a remarkable immunity to Alexa's brand of taunting. "You do. You hide behind your goons and let them interfere in the ring. Don't lie, I've seen you do it and I can show you the recordings. No one's accusing you of being a coward, I'm accusing you of being an idiotic freak."Standing straight again, she cranes her neck to peer at Nathan Saniti's ... creation, continuing her conversation with Alexa in a distracted manner. "Sweetheart, I've gotten this and every other title because of one reason - I WON. Just like I'm going to win the title belts. Cry more, try-hard, and get better. I don't know why they let such a noob continue to compete, unless it's just to make the rest of the talent look good."
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Post by Alexa Black on Jul 14, 2015 22:12:16 GMT -5
Ha ha ha ha
Is that the best you can do?
And you talk of outside interference? Like the Black Hand doesn't play that game? Like they don't jump people when the ref isn't looking or behind people backs backstage like you and your black hand buddies did to me last week? Or how you forced NCM to sign that contract after you turned his brain to mush?
You are just as guilty as the rest Kelli! Don't think I'm that naive.
Bitch please!
The more you run your mouth the more I'm gonna enjoy crushing you and make sure you can't walk away under your own will. You started this game Kelli. Now let's see if you have the guts to finish it!
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Post by Dollface on Jul 15, 2015 8:08:02 GMT -5
"Okay, so here's the point you're missing with flying colors: the Black Hand may protect their interests through me from time to time, yes - but that's only the last little while of my PCW career. Before the Black Hand, I achieved plenty on my own - but you?"
Kelli blows a bubble, letting it pop with an obnoxious snap.
"For you, there hasn't been much time at any point in your career at all where you didn't have some kind of brute squad around to cover that pleather smothered ass of yours."
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Post by Derek Cosmos on Jul 15, 2015 8:36:43 GMT -5
Just then, Derek Cosmos bursts onto the scene like Kramer from Seinfield. He stares at Nathan Saniti's masterpiece of sh*t "art" for a moment before sticking his head up, grabbing his nose, and speaking in a congested voice. "Hi everyone. I'm Derek Cosmos. And while I'm not involved in the #1 contenders match at The Iceys, I just wanted to tell you all that I think you will all do great. We have some serious competition brewing in the tag ranks and I think any of you fine gents and ladies could become the Tag Team Champions at Return to Glory." Derek pauses for a moment as he sticks his nose in his shirt to free his hands before beginning. "But I'm sorry to say that I think your reign as Tag Champions will be over sooner than later, because when me and my partner jumps into the race...," Derek leaps in the air before continuing, " "...and we get a shot, we're bringing those titles...," Derek digs into his pocket and pulls out a pair of sunglasses, "...back to the future. Ooooh yeah."Pausing for a moment, Derek follows up with, "Or not. But we're going to try and be tough competition at least. Don't you all get too far ahead of yourselves.
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Post by Tyrone "Crazy Boy" Smith on Jul 15, 2015 9:07:30 GMT -5
Crazy Boy has a box of popcorn and is standing in the corner, happily munching on a few pieces.
"What? I'm just here for the banter. Carry on ladies and gentlemen".
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