Post by Wasp on Jul 17, 2015 21:33:39 GMT -5
“Oh, fuck me harder!” was what you would hear if you happened to be standing outside of Jule “Wasp” Martin's house, a small two bedroom he had acquired since his last stint at PCW. He was “supposed” to be at a meeting at some strange, off the wall bar that High Tide had of course chosen, and the man was his tag partner and best friend, but as the pirate would have said himself “Ho's before Bro's, tha's how she blows, ARRR!”
“Oooh baby I like it when you pretend to be things. Do you want me to bend over and “scrub the deck”... with my mouth? Get it, like suck your dick, hahaha,” the girl he was currently penetrating laughed and for the third time since they had started having sex, he questioned what he was doing with his life.
“I didn't mean to say that out loud darling,” Wasp replied and not in the mood anymore he took the ship out of the port. His dock was definitely in a sad state.
“Oh, I'm sorry, I didn't mean to...” she started but then a knock at the door saved him from having to listen any further. “Come in,” he shouted without thinking, and then realizing they were both naked, he quickly grabbed the nearest pillow, covering his first mate from the view of whoever it was that was about to walk in on an awkward situation.
As if it couldn't get any weirder, of course it had to be a thoroughly inebriated High Tide. “ARR, Wasp you dirty bastard, you said you had urgent matters, and you're just fuckin' a wench?” the always charming pirate grumbled, throwing the door shut behind him and throwing himself down in Tide's reclining chair.
“Ooh Waspy did you order us a stripper?” the annoying young lady asked, and Wasp had finally lost all patience.
“Do you mind just shutting the fuck up for a second. Tide, why are you still here, the match isn't for awhile and I'm clearly very busy. You better have a damn good reason other than checking up on me,” he snapped first at the girl, then at his partner.
“Relax matey, you'll live longer. I WAS just strolling on me merry way to come see you, and make sure you weren't dying or anything, but then the waitress from the bar called me and I needed a place to do the nasty and so I told her to come here. However, you had to go and ruin my plans by actually being here, and with a naked girl too, and I don't think she'll be cool with the peanut gallery,” the grumpy drunk pirate snapped back at him.
Wasp didn't even know what to say of course his best friend would assume “something urgent” meant the house would be free for him to use as a fuckpad. What a best friend he had, a real fucking winner. He was trying to formulate a response when the girl mustered up enough courage to utter a suggestion.
“Why don't we just all fuck together? It's not gay if it's in a four way, with two hunnies in the middle there's some leeway!”
Wasp stopped his train of thought and looked first at the girl, then at Tide, who happened to meet his eyes as he had done the same.
“TWINS BASIL!” Tide shouted, and Wasp burst into laughter, as it was an inside joke between the two of them, that was about to take on a whole new meaning of inside when the fourth arrived.
“OH BEHAVE!” Wasp managed to sputter out between laughing and not only because of their joke. The irony of the situation was overwhelming and he couldn't stop laughing. Not only were they going to team up in the ring, they were teaming up in the bedroom too. Shit, the only thing different was there was two less people in this situation.
They were spared any more awkward laughter as the doorbell rang and Wasp could only smile as he walked over and threw open the door, completely in the nude.
“Oooh baby I like it when you pretend to be things. Do you want me to bend over and “scrub the deck”... with my mouth? Get it, like suck your dick, hahaha,” the girl he was currently penetrating laughed and for the third time since they had started having sex, he questioned what he was doing with his life.
“I didn't mean to say that out loud darling,” Wasp replied and not in the mood anymore he took the ship out of the port. His dock was definitely in a sad state.
“Oh, I'm sorry, I didn't mean to...” she started but then a knock at the door saved him from having to listen any further. “Come in,” he shouted without thinking, and then realizing they were both naked, he quickly grabbed the nearest pillow, covering his first mate from the view of whoever it was that was about to walk in on an awkward situation.
As if it couldn't get any weirder, of course it had to be a thoroughly inebriated High Tide. “ARR, Wasp you dirty bastard, you said you had urgent matters, and you're just fuckin' a wench?” the always charming pirate grumbled, throwing the door shut behind him and throwing himself down in Tide's reclining chair.
“Ooh Waspy did you order us a stripper?” the annoying young lady asked, and Wasp had finally lost all patience.
“Do you mind just shutting the fuck up for a second. Tide, why are you still here, the match isn't for awhile and I'm clearly very busy. You better have a damn good reason other than checking up on me,” he snapped first at the girl, then at his partner.
“Relax matey, you'll live longer. I WAS just strolling on me merry way to come see you, and make sure you weren't dying or anything, but then the waitress from the bar called me and I needed a place to do the nasty and so I told her to come here. However, you had to go and ruin my plans by actually being here, and with a naked girl too, and I don't think she'll be cool with the peanut gallery,” the grumpy drunk pirate snapped back at him.
Wasp didn't even know what to say of course his best friend would assume “something urgent” meant the house would be free for him to use as a fuckpad. What a best friend he had, a real fucking winner. He was trying to formulate a response when the girl mustered up enough courage to utter a suggestion.
“Why don't we just all fuck together? It's not gay if it's in a four way, with two hunnies in the middle there's some leeway!”
Wasp stopped his train of thought and looked first at the girl, then at Tide, who happened to meet his eyes as he had done the same.
“TWINS BASIL!” Tide shouted, and Wasp burst into laughter, as it was an inside joke between the two of them, that was about to take on a whole new meaning of inside when the fourth arrived.
“OH BEHAVE!” Wasp managed to sputter out between laughing and not only because of their joke. The irony of the situation was overwhelming and he couldn't stop laughing. Not only were they going to team up in the ring, they were teaming up in the bedroom too. Shit, the only thing different was there was two less people in this situation.
They were spared any more awkward laughter as the doorbell rang and Wasp could only smile as he walked over and threw open the door, completely in the nude.
