No Title (Because Psychedelica has it)
Aug 20, 2015 18:02:22 GMT -5
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Post by Derek Cosmos on Aug 20, 2015 18:02:22 GMT -5
Hello PCW Faithful,
Can I let you in on a secret? I hate Taco Bell.
It takes forever to get through drive-thru.
When I ask for a customized order, like a taco with ONLY meat, I get every vegetable in the world.
The building always smells of random old people and hot sauce (excuse me: picante sauce).
And the food gives me the runs (note to self: donate poop to Nathan Saniti).
But if the food, smell, and atmosphere sucks, what about that place is so special? People.
People like Grant, (I can call him “Grant,” now, right?).
For those of you unfamiliar with The Tale of the Holy Grail of Taco Bell...I'm sorry for you. I have such little free time that I'd be doing the story and my partner an injustice if I have tell it. But I do suggest to you all to do some research and understand why Nacho's story is that of inspiration.
Me? I'm just stoked that I get to team with the newest member of the PCW Hall of Fame. For me, it's an honor, a real privilege. Nacho may not be the tallest, fastest, or strongest...but man is he great company and one of the toughest people who has ever stepped foot in a PCW wrestling ring.
I was able to witness Nacho's toughness first hand when we (he and I...me and him...us...PCW's dynamic duo...The Fast-Food Luchador and The Cosmic Cupcake) went out to that ring at Return to Glory 6 and put on a show for you guys and accomplished our first goal as a tag team- we won. Not only did we win, but we became the #1 contenders for the PCW Tag Team Championships (which was just an amazing feeling....that roar from the crowd is something I will never get over).
Championships that the oh-so-fine-and-out-of-her-mind Kelli Starr and the crazed magician Nathan Saniti won.
Psychedelica, you guys are deserving champions. You defeated two legends who had never tasted defeat in a PCW Tag Team Title Match before and even before that, you took out the former champions, The Sea Men, and those lunatics Judge and Jury. I respect that. I do. Which is why I did.not.hesitate.one.little.moment when the call for Nacho and I to help them out came following an attack by Grimm and Stormm. Stormm?
Stormm, I know you don't care about my opinion, but man...you suck. You suck and you sold-out (sold-in?)to The Black Hand's agenda. You were a beacon of hope, and now you're a dope. You were a master of the mat, and now you're The Black Hand's ring-rat. You were a source of inspiration, and now you reek of perspiration (because, rhyming, that's why). My vendetta against Andy D was to save the entire world. My vendetta against you, sir, is personal (but thanks for the awesome banner, you rock).
Personal because by turning your back on the fans, the people...you turned your back on me. I was a fan of Stormm. I just hope at Trauma 177, when Nacho and I team up with the Tag Team Champions to face Grimm and Stormm and Tha UnHoly Alliance (who probably aren't big fans of Grimm and Stormm right now either), that Kelli Starr can knock some sense into you before I have to.
And with that, I bid thee all a good day.
Can I let you in on a secret? I hate Taco Bell.
It takes forever to get through drive-thru.
When I ask for a customized order, like a taco with ONLY meat, I get every vegetable in the world.
The building always smells of random old people and hot sauce (excuse me: picante sauce).
And the food gives me the runs (note to self: donate poop to Nathan Saniti).
But if the food, smell, and atmosphere sucks, what about that place is so special? People.
People like Grant, (I can call him “Grant,” now, right?).
For those of you unfamiliar with The Tale of the Holy Grail of Taco Bell...I'm sorry for you. I have such little free time that I'd be doing the story and my partner an injustice if I have tell it. But I do suggest to you all to do some research and understand why Nacho's story is that of inspiration.
Me? I'm just stoked that I get to team with the newest member of the PCW Hall of Fame. For me, it's an honor, a real privilege. Nacho may not be the tallest, fastest, or strongest...but man is he great company and one of the toughest people who has ever stepped foot in a PCW wrestling ring.
I was able to witness Nacho's toughness first hand when we (he and I...me and him...us...PCW's dynamic duo...The Fast-Food Luchador and The Cosmic Cupcake) went out to that ring at Return to Glory 6 and put on a show for you guys and accomplished our first goal as a tag team- we won. Not only did we win, but we became the #1 contenders for the PCW Tag Team Championships (which was just an amazing feeling....that roar from the crowd is something I will never get over).
Championships that the oh-so-fine-and-out-of-her-mind Kelli Starr and the crazed magician Nathan Saniti won.
Psychedelica, you guys are deserving champions. You defeated two legends who had never tasted defeat in a PCW Tag Team Title Match before and even before that, you took out the former champions, The Sea Men, and those lunatics Judge and Jury. I respect that. I do. Which is why I did.not.hesitate.one.little.moment when the call for Nacho and I to help them out came following an attack by Grimm and Stormm. Stormm?
Stormm, I know you don't care about my opinion, but man...you suck. You suck and you sold-out (sold-in?)to The Black Hand's agenda. You were a beacon of hope, and now you're a dope. You were a master of the mat, and now you're The Black Hand's ring-rat. You were a source of inspiration, and now you reek of perspiration (because, rhyming, that's why). My vendetta against Andy D was to save the entire world. My vendetta against you, sir, is personal (but thanks for the awesome banner, you rock).
Personal because by turning your back on the fans, the people...you turned your back on me. I was a fan of Stormm. I just hope at Trauma 177, when Nacho and I team up with the Tag Team Champions to face Grimm and Stormm and Tha UnHoly Alliance (who probably aren't big fans of Grimm and Stormm right now either), that Kelli Starr can knock some sense into you before I have to.
And with that, I bid thee all a good day.